Love Doctor Tenten

By Taski a.k.a. Hell Knight 27

Summary: Slightly AU Valentine's Day is coming up and the guys need help. So who do they turn to? Why, love doctor Tenten of course!

Parings: NejiTen and other couples will be down as the plot passes by. Basically, this is dedicated to all the NejiTen fans out there.

Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or any of its character.

Chapter One

Please Tenten!

The eighteen year old Tenten was walking home alone from her day of training with Neji. She was sweaty, bruised, and dirty. Her body was sore and begged her for a nice and relaxing bath to smooth out her overworked muscles.

The sun was starting to set and the streets were lighted with paper lanterns. Tenten made a turn for her street. It was quiet since all the children on her street went to wash up for dinner.

Finally, she arrived at her apartment complex. It was pretty strange how she lived in the same one that Naruto lived in. However, she lived on the 5th floor while he lived on the 2nd floor. Sometimes, she would see him running pass by the ground floor. However, that was quite rare since she would usually leave before he even woke up and returned when he was dead asleep.

Tonight was one of those rare nights however. Neji had ended their training early for some strange reason and wouldn't answer her question why. Instead, he just took off silently and not replying a word to her taunts and threats.

Naruto had spotted her as she entered the apartment complex and was on her way to the stairs. She stopped, instead of continuing on, due to a shout from a certain blonde ramen smelling boy. Tenten turned around to signal her response.

"Tenten! How ya doing?" Naruto asked as he ran up to her.

"I don't have any ramen, if that's what you wanted to know," Tenten replied quickly.

"Oh,no! Don't worry, it's not that! I've gotten that taken care of," Naruto answered.

"Then what?" she snapped back, eager to go take her bath.

Tenten was sore and tired. And she was starting to get cranky as a certain blonde boy got in the way of her bath. Not to mention that she was also PMSing.

"Well, I was wondering if you could help me with my Valentine's Day project. You see, it's next week and I kinda need help…in many ways," explained Naruto.

"So, go ask Sakura. She probably can help you more than I can," replied Tenten as she was getting more annoyed and tired by the second.

"I can't. She's gonna be one of the people who are receiving it…."

"So, I'm the one who's not receiving anything and that's why I have to help you, eh?"

Oh yeah! She was sore, annoyed, and damn straight PMSing with mood swings and what not…

"Yeah, somewhat. So, can you help me?"

"Yeah yeah yeah…go away, I'm tired," she answered carelessly and went off to her apartment to soak her body in warm water and loads of bubbles. She was having mood swings of a full 360 degree angle and cravings out of this world.

The next morning, Tenten woke up not due to the usual beeping of her alarm clock, but from the intense and loud kicking on her front door. She went and opened the door as a flying green beast fell in.

"Tenten! The flower of our team! How are you, my youthful teammate?" asked the green beast.

"Lee, go bother Neji…" she said sleepily, with a yawn escaping from her.

"Have you had breakfast yet, my blossom teammate?" asked Lee, completely ignoring what she had just said.

"No! You woke me up idiot! Now go bother Neji! He's probably up already," she shouted.

"But you're up too and I'm already here! Since you haven't eaten yet, let me fix you something to eat so you can continue on with your blooming youth!" said Lee and he rushed off to her kitchen, leaving Tenten standing aloneby the doorway.

"Crazy idiot…running around at 4 in the morning," she muttered at herself as she slammed the down shut. Then she went off to take a shower.

After she finished, she walked to the kitchen to see a plate of scrambled eggs with 2 sausages and 2 bacons, along with 3 pancakes stacked on top of each other. A glass of milk and a glass of orange juice were also settled next to her plate. The syrup was set next to the salt and pepper shakers. Her utensils and napkins were laid out for her, ready to use. Everything was perfect and the food looked delicious. She knew they were, too, since this isn't the first time she tasted Lee's cooking. Sometimes his cooking skills were the only reason why she let him stay longer at her apartment.

"So, what calls for the visit Lee?" she asked as she bit her sausage.

"Tenten, I need help," asked Lee.

"Well, go ask Gai-sensei to help you, instead of waking me up at 4 in the morning!" she said as her mood swings overtook her sleepiness.

"Dearest Tenten, you see, it's kind of complicated and I feel like I need to do this on my own for my flame of youth to grow," explained Lee.

"Then why are you asking me?" she asked as she finished off her eggs.

"I am coming to you because this is a matter where it only involves us youthful ones, my dearest teammate," replied Lee.

"Uh huh…" she nodded him to continue.

"Well, you see, Valentine's Day is coming up and I really really really really really really really real-"

"HURRY UP ALL READY!"

"-want to be Sakura's date for the Valentine's Ball! And then be her boyfriend! Later, I want to be her husband and soul mate!"

"Okay! Let's not get too ahead of ourselves now!"

"Right now, I am just her secret admirer and stalker, but I want to be more than that!" Lee said with his nice guy pose, grinning at Tenten.

"Yeah, real secret you are," she mumbled.

"Please Tenten! I beg of you to help me win her heart!" cried Lee, who was down on his knees and was pulling on Tenten's hand.

"Argh! Fine! Just let go of my hand!" she shouted back to him.

"Thank you so much dearest Tenten! I owe you my youth!" said Lee as he released her hand and gave her a nice guy pose.

Author's Note

Well, there's a first chapter for you. It's a bit short in my opinion. However, I didn't want to go on too far before knowing what pairings you guys would like. So please review, vote, and give me suggestions on whatever pairings you want like. However, I must warn you, InoSasu probably won't happen with me, unless a lot of people want it. We'll see…

I'll even accept boy x boy pairings in this fanfic. Especially for Sasuke, since somebodykeeps trying potatoes at me for writing SasuSaku in my other fanfic. coughkimcough But she wasn't the only one who wasn't a fan of that pairing and I can understand.

So, how will Tenten help Lee and Naruto? Will she be able to pair them with their "soulmate", or will she end up falling for one of them herself? Muwahahahaha! You decide! Well, actually, I decide…but you suggest what pairings you would like! XD I made no sense at all… Point is, just tell me what you want!

UPDATED AUTHOR'S NOTE

Alright, the votings have been done and NejiTen is the only pairing I will tell you. The rest will appear as the plot flows in. Thank you for all the people who were the early birds and voted during the first chapter.