This is a funny, stupid idea I thought of!
J: It's going to be completely weird!
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Sein: NemesisGoddessOfRevenge does not own IE or any of its characters.
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Ch.1
"It's boring up here," complained a boy with long auburn hair and forest-green eyes.
"And you're annoying," retorted his companion, who had maroon hair and teal eyes.
"Shut up, Sein."
"Stop being so rude, Deasta."
"Oh, and just because you were a good little angel ten years ago, you still have to be a goody-two-shoes?" As Deasta said that, two huge shoes appeared on Sein's feet.
"Stop that! You know that whatever things we say in Heaven or Hell become true!" Sein changed back into his golden shoes. "Immortality's still treating us well."
"I bet I'll win against your puny Tenkuu no Shito when the time comes."
"I won the last time."
"Inazuma Japan interfered!"
As the angel and demon argued, a bright purple sphere rose from behind them and dropped down onto Earth.
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"The weather's really nice," said Aoi to her best friend Tenma.
"Yeah! Perfect for playing soccer!" said Tenma enthusiastically. He swung his foot in the air. Losing his balance, Tenma toppled to the ground.
"Daijoubu, Matsukaze?" A voice asked from behind. Turning around, Tenma found himself staring into two orange orbs.
"Ohayou, Tsurugi!" Tenma took the pale hand his friend offered. Standing up, he dusted off his hands on his pants. "Race you to school!"
"W-wait, Tenma!" Tsurugi stared after the windy defender's vanishing back. Shaking his head, he walked on.
"What, too chicken to race Tenma?" asked Kariya as he smirked at Tsurugi.
The navy-haired striker glared back. "I'll definitely beat you and Tenma in a race." Tsurugi ran after Tenma. Sighing, Aoi picked up her pace and followed her schoolmates.
When they arrived at the clubroom for practice, Shindou and Kirino were already warming up.
"Morning, guys." Shindou nodded to the first years.
Suddenly, the sky turned dark. Rain started pattering down onto the earth, drenching everything in its way.
"Practice for today is cancelled!" said Endou, appearing from the clubroom.
"Awww!" Shinsuke and Tenma whined loudly.
Everyone filtered inside the school.
In the third year classroom, Minamisawa was staring out of a window.
"Whoa, look!" Amagi pointed to the sky. The sky was dark and angry, thunderclouds everywhere.
"It's raining heavily." Minamisawa replied. Flipping his hair, he added, "Or in the words of sensei, it's raining cats and dogs."
"Huh?!" Gasping in shock, Sangoku sprang away from the window. He was pale, with a drop of sweat on his forehead.
"What's wrong, Sangoku?" Amagi moved forwards. Then, he gasped as well. The sight before his eyes was incredible.
Live cats and dogs were falling from the sky, flailing their furry legs in the air, only to land on the ground safely.
"Achoo!" Minamisawa sneezed. He rubbed his nose vigorously.
"Are you okay?" Kurama asked. Despite Minamisawa having a really big head and being full of himself, they were still good friends.
"Yeah. I'm allergic to cats." Minamisawa sneezed again.
"Why are cats and dogs dropping from the sky?" Kurama stared heavenwards.
"They started falling out of the sky when Minamisawa said that it was raining cats and dogs." Sangoku replied.
"I don't understand! It was only an idiom. Idioms are not supposed to be taken literally. They're only a figure of speech." Minamisawa held a tissue to his nose.
Meanwhile, Tsurugi had only just stepped onto the porch of the school's front door when something furry landed on his head. Cursing, he looked up. Cats and dogs of various breeds and sizes were falling from the sky.
"What the hell is going on?" asked Tsurugi as another cat dropped onto the ground before him.
"It's raining cats and dogs." Shindou said. "Literally."
Out of their sights, a purple sphere moved up into the sky.
Sorry! It's really short!
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