A Genie in Korea
M*A*S*H/ I Dream of Jeannie Crossover
The year is 1952. The Korean War has been going on for nearly a year now, and the people of the 4077th M*A*S*H Unit are all but ready to go home. M*A*S*H which is short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital means 72 hour O.R. shifts, horrors of seeing a wounded person die, and nothing to do whenever there are no wounded.
An army jeep comes racing into the compound while Hawkeye Pierce and B.J. Hunnicutt were headed back to "The Swamp" after breakfast. They both run up to the jeep, wondering if it was a wounded soldier.
Hawkeye looks at the person driving the jeep, who happens to be a man wearing a dress. "Hey Klinger, what's up?" the doctor asks.
"I found this woman lying on the side of the road outside Ouijonbou." Corporal Klinger replied.
Hawkeye looks at the woman lying in the back of the jeep. This was not a Korean Woman, and it was not an army nurse either. This woman was wearing a pink harem outfit; she looked almost in her twenties. Hawkeye's mouth drops open at the sight of her, partially because she is wearing the harem outfit, and partially because she is a very attractive woman.
"Hawkeye!" B.J. yells. It quickly snaps him back. "Close your mouth and help me get her inside!"
"Oh, right." Hawkeye said, grabbing the woman's legs and helps B.J. get her into Post-Op.
Once they get the woman inside Post-Op, they put her on a bed. They quickly try to revive her, and the second time they try, they succeed. The woman wakes up and starts to look around.
She looks at Hawkeye, who has been sitting by her bed. "Who are you?" the woman asks.
"I am Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce at your service. But you can call me Hawkeye. What's your name?" Hawkeye asks curiously.
"Jeannie, my name is Jeannie."
"Jeannie, why are you wearing that costume?"
"This is not a costume; it is what I wear normally." Jeannie replies.
Just then, Major Stacy Click enters Post-Op and sees Jeannie talking to Hawkeye. "Jeannie!!" Stacy yells, running over to them. They hug each other as Hawkeye looks at them very puzzled.
"Do you know each other?" Hawkeye asks.
"Know each other, she is my cousin." Stacy replies.
"Good, then you can probably explain why she is wearing that outfit," Hawkeye says to her.
"It's because I am a Gen…" Jeannie manages to get out before Stacy puts her hand over her mouth.
"She is a gentile…and gentiles dress that way." Stacy says nervously.
"Oh…..Also, this was found with her." Hawkeye says as he holds up a purple bottle.
"Oh that's my bottle…it's an antique." Jeannie says.
"Okay…I will leave you two alone." Hawkeye says as he gets up and leaves.
Stacy immediately sets down on Jeannie's bed. "Jeannie, what the heck are you doing here?" says Stacy, exasperated.
"I am here to see you. I *smoked* through time to get here." Replied Jeannie.
"Does Major Nelson know you are here?!?
"Yes I told him and Roger yesterday. They were all against it, so I smoked out whenever Tony left for work this morning.", answers Jeannie.
Stacy sighs.
"I guess we would have to keep this a secret, right?", Jeannie asks
"Yes, Jeannie." Stacy looks at her while trying to think of a way to keep this is a secret. "Okay, I got it. At night, you will stay in your bottle under my bed."
Jeannie cuts her off. "Why under your bed?!?"
"Because I share a tent with the head nurse, and if you were to smoke out or start talking to me, she would think I have gone wacko!"
Jeannie looks at her puzzled. "You mean you don't use your powers?!? After all, you are a genie too.", Jeannie points out.
"Thats not the point. Okay, lets go behind my tent and you blink yourself into some Army fatigues, then I could find you a job to do around here so you won't look suspicious."
*Next Chapter*
Jeannie spends her first night at the 4077th. The next day she helps Radar in the office with answering the phones.
Stacy calls Major Nelson, and tries to get him to talk Jeannie into coming back home.
Jeannie spends the evening at the Officer's Club, before getting drunk and using her powers to create havoc in the camp, and giving Stacy no other choice but to use her powers for the first time in 2 years to keep her from turning the camp upside down.
Major Houlihan finds Jeannie's bottle, while Jeannie is in it. She smokes out, and her secret is revealed to Margaret.
M*A*S*H/ I Dream of Jeannie Crossover
The year is 1952. The Korean War has been going on for nearly a year now, and the people of the 4077th M*A*S*H Unit are all but ready to go home. M*A*S*H which is short for Mobile Army Surgical Hospital means 72 hour O.R. shifts, horrors of seeing a wounded person die, and nothing to do whenever there are no wounded.
An army jeep comes racing into the compound while Hawkeye Pierce and B.J. Hunnicutt were headed back to "The Swamp" after breakfast. They both run up to the jeep, wondering if it was a wounded soldier.
Hawkeye looks at the person driving the jeep, who happens to be a man wearing a dress. "Hey Klinger, what's up?" the doctor asks.
"I found this woman lying on the side of the road outside Ouijonbou." Corporal Klinger replied.
Hawkeye looks at the woman lying in the back of the jeep. This was not a Korean Woman, and it was not an army nurse either. This woman was wearing a pink harem outfit; she looked almost in her twenties. Hawkeye's mouth drops open at the sight of her, partially because she is wearing the harem outfit, and partially because she is a very attractive woman.
"Hawkeye!" B.J. yells. It quickly snaps him back. "Close your mouth and help me get her inside!"
"Oh, right." Hawkeye said, grabbing the woman's legs and helps B.J. get her into Post-Op.
Once they get the woman inside Post-Op, they put her on a bed. They quickly try to revive her, and the second time they try, they succeed. The woman wakes up and starts to look around.
She looks at Hawkeye, who has been sitting by her bed. "Who are you?" the woman asks.
"I am Captain Benjamin Franklin Pierce at your service. But you can call me Hawkeye. What's your name?" Hawkeye asks curiously.
"Jeannie, my name is Jeannie."
"Jeannie, why are you wearing that costume?"
"This is not a costume; it is what I wear normally." Jeannie replies.
Just then, Major Stacy Click enters Post-Op and sees Jeannie talking to Hawkeye. "Jeannie!!" Stacy yells, running over to them. They hug each other as Hawkeye looks at them very puzzled.
"Do you know each other?" Hawkeye asks.
"Know each other, she is my cousin." Stacy replies.
"Good, then you can probably explain why she is wearing that outfit," Hawkeye says to her.
"It's because I am a Gen…" Jeannie manages to get out before Stacy puts her hand over her mouth.
"She is a gentile…and gentiles dress that way." Stacy says nervously.
"Oh…..Also, this was found with her." Hawkeye says as he holds up a purple bottle.
"Oh that's my bottle…it's an antique." Jeannie says.
"Okay…I will leave you two alone." Hawkeye says as he gets up and leaves.
Stacy immediately sets down on Jeannie's bed. "Jeannie, what the heck are you doing here?" says Stacy, exasperated.
"I am here to see you. I *smoked* through time to get here." Replied Jeannie.
"Does Major Nelson know you are here?!?
"Yes I told him and Roger yesterday. They were all against it, so I smoked out whenever Tony left for work this morning.", answers Jeannie.
Stacy sighs.
"I guess we would have to keep this a secret, right?", Jeannie asks
"Yes, Jeannie." Stacy looks at her while trying to think of a way to keep this is a secret. "Okay, I got it. At night, you will stay in your bottle under my bed."
Jeannie cuts her off. "Why under your bed?!?"
"Because I share a tent with the head nurse, and if you were to smoke out or start talking to me, she would think I have gone wacko!"
Jeannie looks at her puzzled. "You mean you don't use your powers?!? After all, you are a genie too.", Jeannie points out.
"Thats not the point. Okay, lets go behind my tent and you blink yourself into some Army fatigues, then I could find you a job to do around here so you won't look suspicious."
*Next Chapter*
Jeannie spends her first night at the 4077th. The next day she helps Radar in the office with answering the phones.
Stacy calls Major Nelson, and tries to get him to talk Jeannie into coming back home.
Jeannie spends the evening at the Officer's Club, before getting drunk and using her powers to create havoc in the camp, and giving Stacy no other choice but to use her powers for the first time in 2 years to keep her from turning the camp upside down.
Major Houlihan finds Jeannie's bottle, while Jeannie is in it. She smokes out, and her secret is revealed to Margaret.