Disclaimer & etc. : I Burp, do solemnly announce that I do not own Labyrinth or any of its original characters.
PS. Mildred is the class Millipede
Chapter 1 - Toby is Gross
A chorus of girlish shrieks echoed throughout the classroom of kindergarteners.
"Toby ATE Mildred!!!"one voice shrieked.
"Wha-WHAT!! Hold on Toby!!!" shouted the teacher. She raced over to his side and initiated the Heimlich Maneuver. Toby became silent and his eyes glazed over. The teacher ceased her motions. "Toby? . . . Toby are you alright?" The whole classroom grew silent.
"BURRRRPPP" said Toby, who smiled the smile of a self-satisfied little boy. The classroom erupted simultaneously into choruses of laughter and disgust.
Slightly later that day:
Toby smiled to himself in the corner for naughty children.
"Okay Toby, I think it's time you-What are you doing?!! Stop that right now!!!" shouted the teacher. Toby froze in the middle of his now prohibited action, finger halfway between his nose and the wall.
Slightly later that day:
Toby sat by the teacher's desk, humming an obscene little song of his own creation:
"Brown and wiggly
Gloppy and weird
Smelly and stinky, it's toilety talk
He broke into a loud chorus:
Poop, poop, brown and stinky,
Poop, poop, it comes out of b-" "Toby STOP!!!!!" shouted the teacher. She held a hand over her heart. "Toby, I think it's time you visit the principal's office now" she said.