First Week in Oturan
By: Anne-chan and Rissa-chan
Oturan is "Naruto" spelled backwards. We chose this title because it is some stuff that happen in Naruto, but reversed. Rissa-chan and I, Anne-chan, each take turns writing short stories, so these stories are from different points of view. Read the title and the name under it, so you can understand whose point of view your reading, and relate it to the last story. Here's some Info you need to know to understand the stories: Itachi is usually high (not as in "tall", or," almighty"), Neji and Sasuke are drunks, Kiba has been hypnotized to act more like a dog, Akarmaru and Kiba are rivals, the house we move into is a 5-bedroom house with an attic and basement, and Rissa and I are kind of like the "housewives".
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Sasuke-Kun, Forgive Me
By: Rissa-chan
I sat alone in my room and suddenly, I heard my door open. Two black eyes glared through the moonlight. I stood up and ran over, hugging him tightly. He turned a light shade of red and turned away. "S-Sasuke, I still like you…It's just that Kiba had nowhere to stay so I invited him over to stay. I'm sorry Sasuke!" I cried. Sasuke smiled, "It's okay, Rissa, it's okay.
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Sasuke vs. Naruto Part I
By: Anne-Chan
After coming home from school, I had to make dinner alone because Rissa had gone straight to the hospital instead of coming home to make dinner with me. Neji-san had got a bad hang-over. Sasuke sat at the kitchen table devising a plan to kick Naruto's arse. "Not really a mission," he had said earlier, "just for you to be impressed." And I was! I decided to leave him alone, and I continued to make the healthy delicious meal I was going to make for my Sasuke. I didn't know if the others liked Soba, so I made some ramen just in case.
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Neji-san in the Hospital
By: Anne-chan
Nurse: How many bottles do you drink a day?
Neji: Ummm…hmmmm...fifity-floor…
Nurse: 54 bottles??!! WTF…
Neji: Uhhh…hmmm
(Nurse goes to talkwith doctor)
Doctor: 54 bottles??!!
Nurse: Yes, should we send him to rehab?
Doctor: No, he's one of the Hyuga clan, right? He may be a danger to others.
Nurse: Then what should I do?
Doctor: Keep him here until he get over this hangover. Just lock him up, feed him, and stay by him just in case. Okay?
Nurse: Okay!
(Nurse returns to Neji's room)
Neji: Whereh esssth Reessa?
Nurse: Where is Rissa? Who is Rissa?
(Nurse had taken a drunk translating class in high school)
Neji: Yuuu eree aa !#$...
Nurse: I AM NOT A !#$!!!!!!
Neji: Yuuu beg !#$&...
Nurse: I AM NOT AN !#$&!!! DIE!!
(Nurse does black-hole no jutsu)
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