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Lawyer: Ladies and Gentlemen of the Jury, Exhibit A: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets, Exhibit B: Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Both were written by none other than J.. Now I ask the defendant this simple question, what is your name?
Defendant: Miss Feisty, Fabulously Feisty.
Lawyer: (smirk) I rest my case!
"Hermione...I know we're friends now...and we both trust each other completely and wholly. But...um...why dear am I being strapped to a chair in your new apartment?"
"...Draco...this is...really hard for me...to express..."
"...Well?"
"...I think..."
"Yes dear we know you think...quite obviously really...and I'll shut up now if it will stop you from looking at me like that...why are you looking at me like that?"
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"Hermione...Granger...Future Mrs Snape...GOV'NOR'!!"
"MALFOY stop screaming!"
"No-"
"And did you just call me Gov'nor'?"
"...um...please don't kill me...I'll give you a...um...a cookie?"
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"...soo..."
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"What am I doing here Hermione?"
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"Look if this is about who broke your 'World's Smartest Witch' mug, I swear on Potter's nine lives it was Weas-"
"DracoMalfoyIthinkIlikeyou!"
"...um...can you by any chance repeat that?"
"Oh for the love of Merlin's Pants-"
"Honestly woman what is with you and Merlin's Pants?"
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"hehe...Hermione did I mention that you look lovely to- Oh dear God what are you doing with those?"
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"Hermione I'm sorry, now put those down...no-one, especially me, needs to get hurt today."
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"Oh dear God you're going to kill me with...oh dear God...the world's hottest ex-Death Eater is going to die wit-"
"Malfoy stay still! I was just going to cut the ropes binding you to the chair!"
"...Oh...right...well...while you're down there...just forget everything I just said to you!"
"...that's never gonna happen...Okay there you go. You can leave now"
"Granger, what was that all about? First you kidnap me from my office, apparate me to your apartment, then you tie me to...Hermione...dear...are you crying?"
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"Bloody...look if I said anything to upset you then I'm really sorry!"
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"...What's wrong? Did Weasley do something to you because if he did-"
"No, its just...I'm just...I'm just so confused!"
"Here sit down first...what are you 'just so confused' about? Wait, if your confused then why are you crying...whoops...I'll shut up now..."
"Draco, I can't say it but I think I can show you!"
"...Okay then-"
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"...So..."
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"...Draco are you all right-"
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"...WOW!!"
"...I'll pick you up tonight at seven!"
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"And Hermione, I like you too!"
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"BLOODY HELL!"