The Condor Ball

Chapter 1

It was a typical day at Condor studios, Grady was eating cheese, Zora was feeding Bernie her snake, and the cast of the Falls were being snobs. Chad Dylan Cooper was taking the long way to the Falls, which he called a shortcut although everyone knew that he just wanted to see Sonny, in order to have their usual "fine, good" argument.

As he got closer to the prop house he heard girlish screams and boyish groans. He sped up his walk in his shiny Italian shoes to go investigate the sounds. As he entered he saw a vaguely familiar gentleman with glasses and a funny scar on his forehead. Chad thought to himself, now where have I seen that person before? He obviously isn't important enough to be remembered seeing as he's not nearly as handsome as me.

"Hey Sonnnnaaaaay!"

"What do you want Chad?" Asked Sonny in a very annoyed tone.

"Just wanted to see what all of the commotion was about."

"Well, if you must know, THERE'S A NEW HARRY POTTER MOVIE COMING OUT AND WE LOVE DANIEL RADCLIFFE!" Chad grimaced as he realized in horror that Sonny liked this wizard person better then, dare he say it, himself.

"Who cares about a bloody wizard that flies on a broomstick? I mean I'm obviously better, I have a cool convertible and the chicks dig me."

Sonny rolled her eyes and Blondie just smirked. "Is that your opinion Chad, or one of your 'girlfriends' opinion?" Chad gasped in mock emotion.

"It's your opinion Sonny, you're just too afraid to admit that you love me!"

Sonny looked around the room sheepishly and turned beet red.
"Psh, I don't love you, Chad, you know that I despise you." Her voice got two octaves higher as she said it indicating that she was lying.

"I mean, you love me, and you know it!"

Now it was Chad's turn to turn red and look around for support.

"Back to my original question, why do you like that stupid wizard?" Sonny smiled and answered smoothly, "Well, for one thing he saves people and is a hero, another reason is that he's handsome and smart, the best reason for me, is that he's incredibly romantic."

Chad rolled his eyes.

"I'm all of those things Sonny!"

"No you're not Chad, if you can prove to me that you're all of those things I'll do anything you ask." Chad saw regret in her eyes the minute she said those words. He grinned in triumph as he knew that he would be able to win quite easily.

"That sounds like a bet Munroe. I'll do it."

"If I win, Cooper, you have to do anything that I ask."

"Fine"

"Fine"

"Good"

"Good"

"So we're good?"

"Oh, we're more then good, we're great."

Tawni and Nico had been watching this whole exchange with annoyance at their companion's obliviousness to their love for one another. Tawni whispered to Nico, "5$ on Sonny."

"You're on Tawn, but when Pooper wins, you're going on a date with me."

Tawni shuddered on the outside but on the inside was doing the conga.

"Fine."

"Don't go there."