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Kissimmee Middle School

Orland-ew, FL

September 22nd,

8:27 AM

Massie Block held her breath as she stepped in to the ketchup smell filled cafeteria in Kissimmee Middle School (aka KMS). She winced when she saw the mustard stained walls and thanked her Gucci Sunglasses from protecting her eyes from the Ews. There was a Brittany wannabe, Beyonce wannabe, and a group of girls who obviously wanted to be the Pussy Cat Dolls. Massie evesdropped, which was easy, because they were talking out loud. The girl in the middle was blabbing about her trip to China. Totally cool Massie thoughtsarcastically. The kingdom of fakes and knock-offs

Her sides felt empty, due to the lack of her best friends that she left back in Westchester. She ordered a simple club sandwich, because that looked like the only thing that didn't look poisonous.

"Any drinks?We have Cool-Aids, Orange Juices, Apple Cider..." The lunch lady trailed off before Massie cut her off.

"Cappuchino."

"Sorry. Coffees are not allowed in this school. You are new, aren't you?"

Massie ignored the question. "A bottle of Evian?"

"Sorry. We have Deer Park though." She held up a small bottle with a picture of Shrek on it.

Massie sighed. "A small cup of fat-free yogurt will do. No fruits."

The lady rummaged through the refrigerator until she found a Denmark yogurt. "Punch your lunch number in."

Massie punched 2326(BEAN) in. She had paid 100$ to get the password changed.

"Go ahead."

Massie noticed that the yogurt was nearly expiring, so she just threw it in the trash. Then she found a seat near the windw where she could get a perfect view of the kids in the Cafe. She desperately needed a new PC.

While she was scanning the cafe, she saw the PCD Ews(I know that the w is supposed to be capitalized, but the program keeps on changing it. Sorry.) approaching her. At once, Massie noticed almost everything wrong about them.

"Who are you?" The girl, who was blabbing about her trip to China and who also looked liked the Alpha put one hand on Massie's table.

Massie didn't answer. She totally didn't want to speak to an Ew unless she is picking on them, and she was too busy searching for new PC members.

"Excoose me?" a braided blonde put her hand on the table. She looked like the beta. She was quite cool, in a Layne Abeley way.

Massie took another peek at the group. Change of plans. They were a too much good chance to miss picking on them. Besides, all the kids in the cafe were looking(including the boys), which meant that they were the IT group of the school, or at least the grade. It will be a good chance to remind the others of how special she is and that she, Massie Block, will be the one ruling the school instead of the ugly PCD wannabe.

Massie put her right arm on the table(revealing her Louis Vuitton scarf), tucked her hair behind her ears(revealing her diamond studs), looked their way(showing off her new Gucci Sunglasses and stood up(revealing her Chanel dress with flattering waist lines(they are the winter styles, but who cares?). She loved the moment when all the kids in the cafe turned her way, then started whispering about her clothes and how bootiful she looked.

Massie walked to the Alpha, then rubbed the alpha's Louis scarf between her fingers. Fake. Massie decided. She also noticed a pair of Hermes sunglasses.

"Excuse me, what are you doing here?" The girl screeched.

"Krista, chill. No need to fuss over a loser." A Melody EW grimaced at Massie.

Massie walked to the girl called 'Krista', then put a hand on her hip.

"Is that the Louis Vuitton scarf?" Massie asked

Krista, obvilious to the oncoming picking, nodded, glad to show off her knock-off.

"Annnnd that must be the Hermes Sunglasses." Massie added.

Krista's smile got bigger.

"Well, obviously, you did a lot of shopping on your trip to China. Shopped at the street? They surely do have a lot of knock offs there. By the way, Hermes does not even make sunglasses." Massie shot.

Krista, too stupid to back away from Massie, countered "Oh, yeah, then is yours even real?" she screeched.

"I didn't know that you couldn't even differentiate fake and real" Massie hoped that Krista won't notice that she was new here.

"Ews, are you Titanics?" Massie asked.

The girls, too shocked to ask what EW was(Read Revenge of the Wannabes. Even though this takes place before that, it was Massie who made it up. So she just made the word up a bit faster.), shook their heads no.

"Then why are you such a wreck?Disappear!" Massie shot back then sat down back on her hard chair, acting like she didn't notice the eyes upon her. Then a boy started clapping. A cute one, Massie approved. Then all the kids started to clap too, and some even hollered. They kept on doing it until the teachers stopped them. Still, Massie could see some kids scowling. Massie didn't care, though. She loved the clappings and hollerings too much to pay attention to them.

Do you like it? It takes in place of the Clique. Massie moves instead of Claire moving to Westchester. The usual drill, read, love, and REVIEW!!! I want to get at least 6 reviews before continuing. And the PN will be updated soon too. Ah-dore y'all!