(background music plays, the Powerpuff flashing heart appears on screen)

Male Narrator(s): "And so, Ranma and Akane marry and carry on the School."

Off Camera Akane, in a Buttercupesque voice: "Hey! We're not getting married, you jerks!" (POW)

(splash heard, sign appears) [Ouch. I'm just a cute panda.]

Tears fly in from off camera, "Wahh! My daughter hates her fiance!"

"That right! Shampoo marry Ranma!" (Bubbles like giggle)

(a *Shing* is heard as a huge bakers peel is deployed) "Wrong! Nobody's marrying Ranma but me, sugar!" (scuffle heard in background)

Female Narrator sighs, "Girls! Girls! Behave yourselves! What my husband meant to say was, 'and so the city of Nermia is saved by the Power Puff Fiancees!' Oh! My son is so manly!"

('Him'/Ranma suddenly appears, her/is hand occluding the camera) "Mom! Geez, do ya mind? I'm trying to plot something evil here! Anybody got some hot water?"