A new KFP fanfic. YAY! Also, i have a POM fanfic going and a Truth or Dare going.
The morning gong rang. "Good morning Master!"
One door didn't open. Shifu sighed and went up to DB's door. He opened it and seen several weapons around the room with DB in the center. He had a clipboard with papers on it. He seemed to be counting the weapons and writing the numbers down. "DB." He didn't respond. "DB!" Still, no response. "DB!" Now, DB jumped, making all the weapons getting messed up.
DB looked around and sighed. He said through clenched teeth, "Keep calm. Just get back to what you were doing. From the beginning!" He got back to setting all the weapons up. He tore up the papers he had been writing on and got out a new set of sheets and started again.
"What is going on?"
DB sighed. "I am taking weapons inventory, as i do every time this time of year."
"Why?"
"This is when the fighting usually begins again."
"But, It has only been a little over two weeks."
"I know. But, that is all the alotted time given for everyone to enjoy whatever celebration they have. It is all done for every religion that I know of. All celebrations have ended. We get only a little time off to enjoy ourselves for them." He continued what he was doing.
"Would you like to take a break and get something to eat?"
"No. I'm fine. I need to get this done."
"Very well."
Everyone left, except for Wan. She walked up behind DB and hugged him from behind and she began to purr. DB's cheeks were red. He had stopped counting. "You need to relax, DB"
"I-I need to get this done Wan."
She rubbed her tail around his leg. "Are you sure you can't take just a little break?" Her voice was very seductive.
He was beginning to sweat. He needed to get the weapons inventory done. "Look, Wan. I-I would love to take a break, b-but-" He was cut off by Wan licking behind his ear.
"But, what? Huh, sweetie?"
They both knew it would only be a little while before DB would turn around and start a make-out session with her. "Wan, i-if I-I don't g-get this done, I may b-be inadequetly prepared for an attack by Diablo and the oth-thers."
Wan nibbled a little on his ear. Then, on his neck. She let stopped and kissed him on the back of his neck. She could feel he was almost putty in her hands. "Wouldn't there be someplace else you would like to put you energy?"
DB was shifting nervously. He had to do something drastic to be able to keep up with the weapons inventory. "I'm sorry." He grabbed her hands, flipped her over his head, and then out the open door. She just landed right outside his door. He quickly closed it. "I need to get this done." Wan was shocked. She picked herself up and dusted off her clothes.
Kitchen
"Twenty almond cookies say she got him to come here."
"No way, Mantis. She's just gonna get him into a make-out session."
"You're both wrong. She'e gonna get him into a make-out session and get him here." Everyone turned there heads towards Viper. "What? Can't I make a bet?"
"Sweetie, I've just never seen you make a bet before. But, I'd say he's going to just give her a small kiss."
"I think he's going to get her to stop by talking her out of it." Tigress got the stares now. She just shrugged.
"I would have to say he's actually going to push my sister off."
"Su, he's not going to push her off. He's going to just let her continue what she's doing, while he works."
Po turned slightly and said, "Wing, that's not going to happen. He'd be unable to concentrate. He's going to push her through a portal."
They all turned to Shifu. He sighed. "I guess it's my turn to say what I think. He will probably gently throw her out and close the door."
Only moments before Po was about to pass out the noodles, Wan walked in. She noticed all eyes on her. "You all made bets on what would happen, didn't you?" They all nodded. "He gently flipped me out before he was putty in my hands." All but Shifu bowed their heads in defeat. He just smiled slightly in victory.
"What was the bet again? Twenty almond cookies, correct?"
Po passed out the noodles and said,"Yes it is."
Villians lair
Diablo was doing weapons inventory with the others. "Do we all know the plan?"
"Yes, we do. We're going to draw the residents of the jade palace out into the woods and then use the weapon to unleash our plans."
"Si."
"Then, we'll release some villians from Chor Gom Prison to attack them in the vulnerable state they're in."
"Corregir."
"Then, China is ours!"
"You three remember perfectly."
"There is are just two things we'll have to worry about after we get rid of those pests and that is the Ladies of the Shade and the Imperial Army. But, we can easily take them. DB can beat Tai Lung, so that means you can too. I can take the rest of the Ladies of the Shade. Avenger can take down the Army. Leaving Mastermind to conquer the other Masters and the different towns." The four laughed maniacally as they continued to count their weapons.
Well. What are those four planning? To find out, you'll have to read on! Review! Also, please visit my Truth or Dare and my POM fanfic!
