Ok, I totally blame someone else for this lol. http / www . fanfiction . net / u / 184628 / (remove spaces or search for Author Howlin.) is the link to an author who did something similar and I just had to do this myself. It's Harry Ron and Hermione singing Kidnap the Sandy Claws from A Nightmare Before Christmas but with HP people lol. I don't own 'A Nightmare Before Christmas' (Well, I own the film but no rights or anything lol) I don't own Harry Potter or affiliates etc, and I certainly don't own this idea, the original, as I said, is in the link above :P They appear to have done another too but I've not read it (YET :D )

On my other fics they're on total stop for the moment as I have MAJOR writers block :( Sry Peeps.

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Kidnap Moldy Voldemort?...

HARRY
I wanna do it!

RON
Let's draw straws!

HERMIONE
Paddy said we should work together

RON
Three of a kind

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Wandswith a feather
Now and forever
Wheeee
La, la, la, la, la

Kidnap the Voldemort, lock him up real tight
Throw away the key and then
Turn off all the lights

HERMIONE
First, we'll use our Harry as bait
Inside a nasty trap he'll wait
When he comes a-sniffing we will
Snap the trap and close the gate

HARRY
Wait! I've got a better plan
To catch the skinny snake like man
Let's pop him in a boiling pot
And when he's done we'llslice him up

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Kidnap the Voldemort
Throw him in a box
Bury him for ninety years
Then see if he talks

HERMIONE
Then Mr. Crazy Dumble man
Can take the whole thing over then
He'll be so pleased, I do declare
That he will cook him rare

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Wheeee!

HARRY
I say that we take a cannon (Ron; A what?)
Aim it at his door and then
Knock three times and when he answers
Voldemort will be no more

HERMIONE
You're so stupid, think now
If we blow him up into smithereens
We may lose some pieces
And then

HARRY AND HERMIONE
Snape'll beat us black and green

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Kidnap the Voldemort
Tie him in a bag
Throw him in the ocean
Then see if he is sad

HARRY & HERMIONE
Because Mr. Dumbledore man is the strangest guy around
If I were on his Lemon Drop list, I'd get out of town

RON
He'll be so pleased by our success
That he'll reward us too, I'll bet

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Perhaps he'll make his special brew
Of Lemon Soda Stew!
Mmmmmm!

We're his little henchmen
And we take our job with pride
We do our best to please him
And stay on his good side

HERMIONE
I wish my cohorts weren't so dumb

RON
I'm not the dumb one

HARRY
You're no fun

HERMIONE
Shut up!

HARRY
Make me!

HERMIONE
I've got something, listen now
This one is real good, you'll see
We'll send a present to his door
Upon there'll be a note to read

Now, in the box we'll wait and hide
Until his curiosity

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Entices him to look inside
And then we'll have him
One, two, three

HARRY, HERMIONE & RON
Kidnap the Voldemort, beat him with a stick
Lock him up for ninety years, see what makes him tick
Kidnap the Voldemort, chop him into bits
Mr. Dumbledore man is sure to get his kicks

Kidnap the Voldemort, see what we will see
Lock him in a cage and then throw away the key!

Ha,ha,ha,ha!

Please R&R, It's helpful, trust me. And please let me know if there are any errors through this, I hate whenI miss something lol.