A/N: I have read SO many amazing R/Hr oneshots that I needed to write one! Short fun randomness. Enjoy!

Disclaimer: I own ZERO!!! Actually, that's a lie but oh well!

Typical Fight

"Ronald Weasley, what was that?" Hermione Granger appeared with an angry shout to make her presence known throughout the whole Gryffindor Common Room. Everything fell silent.

"What're you talking about, Hermione?"

"I am talking about how you left me to come up with some bloody lie to McGonagall because of you! How could you just leave me like that? You are despicable!"

"Hermione, I did not leave you! Besides, couldn't you have asked darling Krum to help you out?" Ron had jumped up angrily.

"This has nothing to do with Viktor!"

"Oh come on, Hermione! We all see it; the perfect life for Hermione Granger Krum and Viktor I-Should-Be-a-Duck Krum."

"Is this about the Yule Ball again? Ron, seriously, it was nothing! You know what I think?"

"What?" spat Ron.

Hermione lost it and began shouting. "You are jealous! You are jealous of Krum! Well you know what? Next time, ASK ME BEFORE HE DOES!"

"Oh please. You wouldn't have said yes anyway!"

"Well you'll never know now, will you?" She turned, but suddenly Ron grabbed her shoulders and spun her around.

The next thing that happened amazed and satisfied everyone in the Common Room. Ron leaned in and Hermione did too—they were kissing.

When Ron broke the kiss Hermione shouted, "This isn't about Krum!"

"Oh yeah? Well then why did you talk about him non-stop for ten minutes after he left?"

"Ron, I did not!"

She grabbed him this time and they kissed again.

"You did. You went on and on about Krum and his good dancing and his face and his whatever!"
"Oh give it up! You know you're wrong and you feel bad. You just won't admit it."

"Oh yeah?" He kissed her again. Then Hermione stomped up the girls' staircase and Ron stomped up the boys'.

"What the bloody hell just happened?" Harry asked the Common Room.

"Um, no idea. Think they're an item now?" asked Lavender Brown, sounding excited.

Parvati Patil nodded enthusiastically. "Ooh! What if it's like one of those romance novels where they can't decide if they love each other or not?" The two girls began to squeal.

"Finally!" called Seamus Finnegan.

"Yeah. I thought it'd never happen," agreed Dean Thomas.

"Maybe I should talk to Ron—?" Harry trailed off.

"Maybe Hermione and I need a chat," Ginny agreed firmly.

"Let's go," they said in grim unison. With the whole Gryffindor Common Room cheering them on, they marched off. They linked elbows until they arrived at the stairs.

"Good luck, then."

"You too, Harry. I'm going in."

With that, Ginny and Harry disappeared up their respective staircases.

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A/N: DUN DUN DUN!!! Hahaha, that was soooooooo fun to write. I hope you enjoyed it!

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