Mint: Okay, so I played this game with my friends and I thought, "Whoa! What if characters from Beyblade played this? It would be totally hilarious!

Tyson: What game is it?

Mint: Didn't you read the title?

Kai: This is a train wreck waiting to happen.

Max: Looks fun!

Ray: This sounds . . . interesting.

Mint: On to the warnings and disclaimer!

Warnings: Yaoi (boy x boy), perverseness, slight cursing, and craziness!

Pairs: Tyson x Kai (Duh!), Max x Ray (Double Duh!), Tala x Bryan, Hiro x Brooklyn, Hilary x Kenny, Kane x Salima.

Disclaimer: I do not own Beyblade or its characters! I only own Fate and Destiny, the characters who oddly enough act like my friend and I!

Let's do this!

Seven Deadly Sins Anyone?
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It was a calm, peaceful day; a day like any other. In fact, it was so normal Fate had to scream.

"AHHH! What are we doing, why are we here, where is Destiny, why are we here, why isn't anything exciting happening, why are we here, and did I forget to ask why we're here?!"

"Calm down, Fate!" Hiro warned. The people currently present at the dojo were Fate, Tyson, Kai, Max, Ray, Tala, Bryan, Hiro, Brooklyn, Kane, Salima, Kenny, and Hilary.

"I'm here!" Destiny announced and ran in, carrying a black box.

"AHHH! You're late!" Fate began to strangle her. "Do you know how bored I am?! Jerk!"

"Gah! Stop it, brat!"

"Hey, what's that?" Max pointed to the box. Fate finally let go of Destiny.

She quickly glared at Fate, mouthed "I'm watching you", and lifted the box triumphantly into the air. "Ba dadada dum! It is the grand, totally super and completely duper, one of a kind, freakin' awesome, wonderfully spectacular, best of the best-"

"Get on with it!" everyone, except for the oblivious Destiny, yelled.

She blinked. "Well, that was rude!"

"What is it?!" Tyson asked impatiently.

"I was getting to that! Magnificent, cool, sweet, fantastical-"

"Destiny!"

"Okay, okay! It's- drum roll, please!"

Fate drummed on the floor.

"The Seven Deadly Sins game!"

Everyone perked up. "The what?" Tala wasn't sure he heard right.

"The Seven Deadly Sins game!"

"Okay, how do you play?" Max asked the question first.

"Here's how it works-"

"Let me, let me!" Fate cut Destiny off. Destiny looked at her.

"No."

"Come on! Why not?"

"It's my game!"

"That I gave to you!"

"After I lent you money! By the way, where's my five bucks?"

"Uh . . ." Fate recalled when she bought a soda and candy bar. "Here . . ." she grumbled, giving her sister the can and bar. Destiny grabbed them.

"Thank you!" She sighed when Fate pouted. "Okay, here." She gave the soda to her sister.

"Just tell us already!"

The sisters blinked. "Well, that was rude!"

"I'll do it!" Fate said happily. Destiny was about to protest but was shoved into the closet by her dear sister, who guarded the sliding door. "Okay, so there will be seven teams of," she counted, "two! Each team will represent a sin. The objective of the game is to collect a colored chip from each of the sins. You get a chip if you complete the sin described on the card you picked!"

Destiny managed to pop her head out. "Let's make it interesting!"

Fate rolled her eyes. "How?" Her sister grinned mischievously.

"No matter what sin you happen to pick, you have to do it!"

Fate gasped while the others looked . . . confused, to say the least.

"Hn. Not a big deal," Kai said, bored.

Fate knocked Destiny back into the closet. "Not a big deal?! You'll regret that later!"

"Whatever."

"Let's make the teams!" Max exclaimed.

Destiny's head reappeared. "Oh! It'd be funnier if I choose the teams!"

"Why you? Why can't someone else do it?" Hiro asked.

"Because . . ." She looked thoughtful. "It's my game! Now," she looked around the room, "Tyson and Max, Kai and Ray, Kane and Hilary, Kenny and Salima, Hiro and Bryan, Brooklyn and Tala, and me and Fate!"

"Okay! Now that we have teams, let's choose sins!" Fate declared.

"Oh, oh! Let's have everyone choose a random chip, thus choosing a random sin!" Destiny suggested.

"Thus? Who uses that word anymore?" her sister said flatly.

"Whatever! Let's just choose chips!" Tyson, ever being the impatient one, stood and picked a chip from the legendary black box. "Max, we got purple!"

"Cool! What does that mean?" Max grinned sheepishly.

"You guys chose Pride!" Fate said happily.

"Hn." Kai chose the next chip. "Blue."

Destiny gasped. "No, it's dark blue! You got Lust!" If you looked reeeallly hard you could see pink on Kai and Ray's cheeks. Barely.

Brooklyn strolled over to the box and took a chip. "It's a lighter blue."

"That," Fate pointed, "would be Sloth!"

It was Bryan's turn. "Orange?"

"Gluttony!" Destiny confirmed.

"I'll go." Salima took a chip. "Kenny and I got yellow."

"It's Greed!" Fate said.

Tala picked a chip. "This one is red."

"Ooo, you got Wrath!" Destiny said.

"Hey, there's only one left," Fate pointed out. Her sister picked up the green chip.

"That means we get Envy."

"I know that!"

"K, smart one. Let's get started!"

Everyone sat in a circle. The order went Tyson and Max, Kai and Ray on their left, Fate and Destiny, Hiro and Bryan, Brooklyn and Tala, Kane and Hilary, and Kenny and Salima to the right of Tyson and Max.

"Okay! I say Lust starts! That means Kai and Ray," Destiny demanded.

"Hn," Kai picked a card up, "it's a Lust card." His eyes widened as he read it.

"What is it?" Ray asked curiously. The dual haired teen handed him the card. The neko-jin's eyes also widened. "We have to do what?!"

"Correction," Fate interrupted. "Only one person from each team has to do what the card says unless it says otherwise."

"I'll do it," Kai offered. Ray looked grateful.

"What does it say?" Bryan asked curiously. Kai ignored him and knelt in front of Tyson.

"K-Kai?" the younger teen looked worried.

"Don't worry, you'll enjoy it." Kai smirked. He gently pushed the bluenette back and crawled on top of him, straddling the younger boy's hips.

"Kai! What are you-" Tyson was cut off when soft lips smashed down onto his own. Everyone gasped.

"Woo! You go guys!" Destiny cheered. The people who snickered were Tala, Bryan, Fate, Destiny, Kenny, Max, and Ray. The people who totally began to freak out were Hilary, Hiro, Kane, and Salima. Brooklyn looked . . . like Brooklyn. Kai's hands moved down Tyson's body and reached his butt. He gave it a tight squeeze and chuckled when the bluenette let out a soft moan. His hands slipped into the younger boy's pants slowly, and Tyson gasped.

"K-Kai!" he cried out.

"Ahem!" Hiro cut in. Kai stood with a smirk, lust still in his eyes (how ironic?). Tyson, however, was in a daze.

"Hee hee! You guys get another dark blue chip!" Destiny giggled and gave them the chip.

"We're next!" Fate took a card. "Oh, we got Gluttony! Let's see, we have to . . . make each other something to eat? Oh no . . ."

The sisters looked at each other with scared faces, then with determination. The others became worried.

"What's wrong?" Hilary asked.

"You'll see . . ." Destiny said seriously. They got up and walked to the kitchen. Seven minutes later, they came back with . . . what the crap was it?

"Eww . . ." Max commented.

Fate gave her . . . bubbling brown goop to her sis. "Ready?"

Destiny handed her . . . glowing green mush to her sis. "Nope."

They took one bite and fell over. Everyone laughed, thinking it was a joke.

"Okay, joke's over, guys," Tyson said seriously.

"Ugh . . ." the sisters groaned at the same time.

"Uh . . . Who's next?" Ray laughed nervously and gave them an orange chip, since they were incapacitated.

"We are," Bryan answered and pulled a card. He looked at it and grunted slightly. He walked over to Kenny. "Can I borrow five bucks?"

Kenny hesitated. "Sure?" He handed the taller boy the five bucks.

"Thanks." Bryan walked back to his seat.

"Well?" Hiro looked at him expectedly.

"Well what?"

"Why'd you take the five bucks?"

"The card told me too." Bryan fingered the yellow chip and put it next to the orange one.

Tala started cracking up. "I'm guessing he picked greed!"

"Hey!" Kenny shouted.

"Our turn!" Tala swiped a card. "Sloth?" He looked at his cup, which was resting peacefully on the floor, and knocked it over. "Kenny, clean that up."

"What?! Why me?" Kenny complained.

"'Cause the card said so. Hop to it."

Poor Kenny, who was obviously being picked on by the couple, grumbled as he wiped up the mess. Tala added a light blue chip to his red one.

"Now we get to pick a card!" Hilary grabbed a card. "Wrath? Oh, my." She blushed, walked to the sliding door, opened it, screamed, "You damn people, get off my property! I should just ship you all to boot camp!" and closed it quickly. She returned to her seat like nothing happened.

Tala snickered. "Wow, Hilary. You-"

"Shut up!" she cut him off and took a red chip.

"Oh great, we're next," Kenny said sarcastically. He took the card that would decide his fate- that's how he saw it- and stared hard at it. "Seems easy enough." He walked over to Bryan and cleared his throat. "It's so not fair! You have the best in life! Why can't I have what you have?! Skill in Beyblading, a stupid boyfriend, and five bucks! That's all I ask for!" he screamed in the taller boy's face. He sat back down quietly and got the green chip. Bryan looked shocked.

Tala, on the other hand, growled. "Stupid?"

"Moving on!" Max said quickly. Kenny would have to thank him later for saving him. "Uh, Tyson? You okay, buddy?" The bluenette was still in a daze. "Tyson? Hello? Yoo hoo! Anyone home?"

Kai chuckled and Tyson snapped out of it. "Uh, yeah! Let's do it!" He took a card. "Pride? We have to- Oh my God." His face turned red. "I'm not doing that!"

"What is it?" Max looked over it and blushed too. "No way! Me neither!"

"Y-you have to . . ." Destiny said weakly. The sisters were in a corner, holding their aching stomachs.

Tyson frowned. "Fine. I'll do it. But you owe me, Max."

Max nodded. "Yeah, I do."

The bluenette stood slowly and moved to the center of the circle. He removed his jacket, slowly lifted his shirt up, and faced Kai. On purpose. He threw the shirt to the dual haired teen, who caught it and looked at him suspiciously.

"Heh. Looks like Tyson's getting revenge," Tala said smugly.

Kai ignored him. He was too focused on the boy undoing his pants in front of him. The bluenette slid his pants down slowly and kicked them to the side. The only thing that remained was his boxers. "Look at my hot body. It's the most beautiful body ever," he said with, of course, pride. And, could Kai detect a bit of lust? The dual haired teen's pants became very uncomfortable at seeing the almost naked boy in front of him.

"Woo! Look at that!" Tala howled and pointed towards Kai's groin. "He's turned on!" Everyone except Hiro snickered.

Kai scowled. "Yeah, yeah I am," he said shamelessly.

"Ah, man! It's no fun to mess with you." Tala pouted.

Tyson blushed and grinned as he put his clothes on and went back to his spot. Max gave him a high five and picked up a purple chip.

It was back to Kai and Ray. Ray picked up a card this time. "What?! We got Lust again?!"

Kai chuckled. "This one's all yours."

Ray grumbled, "I know . . ." and made his way to the kitchen. He came back with whip cream and cherries and stood in front of Max. "Please, forgive me." He knelt and began to lift the blonde's shirt.

"R-Ray! What are you doing?" he cried. But, he wasn't fighting back. Ray lifted the shirt high enough to expose Max's chest, and he gently lowered him down. He aimed the can of whip cream at the younger boy's stomach and sprayed it. Max giggled slightly when the cold white cream landed on his tummy. He blushed when Ray began to place the cherries in different spots on it. He blushed even harder when the neko-jin started eating the cherries and whip cream off of his skin. The younger boy could not suppress his moan.

"Yeah! Go lower, go lower!"

"Tala! Don't tell him to do that!" Hilary scolded.

When the cherries and whip cream were gone, save for one cherry which was still in Ray's mouth, he leaned forward, kissed Max, and forced the last cherry from his mouth into the blonde's. Max looked shocked but chewed and swallowed anyway. The raven haired boy lowered the blonde's shirt and returned to his teammate with another dark blue chip.

Did it get hotter in the dojo?

"Next is Fate and Destiny!" Hilary said rapidly.

"We can't . . ." Fate said meekly. The sisters were still down.

"Then we're up." Hiro chose a card. "Oh, I think I like this one." He waltzed over to Kai and punched him. "This is for thinking perverted stuff about my brother!" The dual haired teen held his face and glared at Hiro, who took a red chip.

Tyson looked shocked. "Hiro! Why'd you do that?!"

"Because the card told me to," his older brother answered like Bryan and Tala, who were snickering, had. Tyson growled and bared his teeth.

"Hm." Brooklyn picked a card. "Greed." Kenny held his wallet defensively. Brooklyn casually walked to the door, opened it, yelled, "All the riches are mine, bitches!" closed the door, and sat back down with a yellow chip. Everyone stared at him with wide eyes.

"I'll pick now," Kane offered and grabbed a card. He looked over the card. "How am I supposed to do that?"

"What is it, what is it?" Max asked excitedly.

Kane walked silently to the kitchen and came back with a . . . jar of pickles? He opened the jar. "Here goes nothing!" He opened his mouth and put a small pickle in it.

"So he's eating pickles, big deal," Tala said and rolled his eyes.

"No, look!" Tyson pointed at Kane. Another pickle went in his mouth, then another, and another. Soon, he had a whopping total of nineteen small pickles sticking out of his mouth.

Hilary looked at the card. "Oh! You're so close! One more to go!"

He shoved the last one in. Bad idea. He reeled back, gagged, and spit out the pickles. They went flying onto the floor. Luckily, they missed the others.

"Damn, boy!" Tala hollered and started cracking up.

Kane coughed and added an orange chip to their pile.

"Here goes something," Salima said and picked up the next card. "Oh, that's not too bad." She walked over to Kane and sat on him at first. Then, she laid down on him, forcing him to lie as well. "Kind of comfy."

"Uh, Salima, what are you doing?" Kane didn't mind, but he still had to ask.

"Being lazy. I have to stay like this until it's your turn." She sighed and closed her eyes. Kenny smiled and held the light blue chip in his hand.

"Let's do it!" Max looked determined as he took a card. "What?! Pride?! Not again!"

Tyson looked at the card and whistled. "Sorry, buddy, but you gotta do it this time."

Max huffed and stalked off to the bathroom.

"Where's he going?" Ray asked nervously.

"You'll see." The bluenette grinned

Max returned with . . . a pair of boxers in his hands?! He showed them to Ray. "I'm so proud of my underwear!" he yelled. A dark blush painted his cheeks.

"Dude, if he's holding his underwear, then . . . OH MY GOD! HAHAHAHA!" Tala burst out laughing. Bryan joined him.

"Shuddup!" Max cried and ran to the bathroom. He missed the blush on the neko-jin's face.

Tyson chuckled and swiped another purple chip. Max came back after replacing his boxers.

Kai, who was holding in a laugh, picked up another card. He paled as he read the card out loud. "Gluttony. The team to your left makes something of their choice to feed to the rest of the teams . . ." He looked at the sisters who were now suddenly feeling better.

"So, sis, what are we going to make?" Fate said evilly.

"I don't know, but it's gonna be good." Destiny cackled slightly. They returned to the kitchen. It was all or nothing.

"Anyone else have a really bad feeling about this?" Everyone nodded at Tala's question.

The sisters returned with . . . disturbingly dark, dreadful, dirty looking gunk. The others paled, except for Kai who was already pale.

They held it out. "Reeeeaaaaady?" They said darkly. Their expressions were almost as dark as the "food".

***

Everyone passed out on the first bite.

"Hey! It's not that bad, is it?" Fate took a spoonful, turned green, and hit the ground.

Destiny chuckled. "Heh, good going, smart one. You ate it!" She laughed and sat down next to the pot of . . . whatever. She took a big whiff. "What the crap did we put in there?!" She, being the oblivious of the two, put a finger in and tasted it. "Hmm . . . Mustard, pickle relish, syrup, salsa, cocktail sauce, fish . . . soap?" She fainted.

Kai: Were you drinking root beer when you wrote this?

Mint: Root beer!

Kai: Thought so.

Tyson: (Blushes) OHMYGODWHY'DYOUDOTHAT?!

Max: (Also blushes) YEAHICAN'TBELIEVEYOU!

Kai: (Smirks and grabs Tyson) But you looked so sexy . . .

Tyson: (Melts in Kai's arms)

Ray: (Chuckles and grabs Max) You were so hot . . .

Max: (Melts in Ray's arms)

Mint: Tell me if you like the story! Then I will add another chapter full of more crazy things! I'll even say who won! So, REVIEW!

Bladebreakers plus Mint: Good night!