Sung to the tune of the "Samurai Pizza Cats" theme song:
-Will somebody please kill that bird?-
Digimon Data Scwad! (OH YEAH!)
Who do ya call when your Digimon's in trouble?
Digimon Data Scwad! (RIGHT ON!)
Kinda like Pokemon, except they DO know how ta rumble!
There's Masaru Daimon, he's the leader of the bunch! (Let's fight!)
A heck of a fighter, eats a heck of a lunch!
And little Yoshino, who's never afraid (The Worst!)
To sit there in the sidelines while the main guys go play
There's Thomas Norstein, a real fangirl charmer
His life spiraled down 'cos his mum's run over!
Here come the Data Scwad!
There's so bad, they've got more 'Soul than Pikachu ever had!
They're stronger than Mewtwo! (stronger than Mewtwo!)
They're stronger than Mew! (stronger than Mew!)
You tick off their boss, (It's fightin' time!)
And he's gonna punch you! (Don't punch me!)
Digimon Data Scwad!
They're fightin' 'mons all over town!
D-N-A-CHARGE!
Digimon are still at large!
Kurata is the villain, who's lower than low
He's killed more monsters than anyone in the show!
We've got kid-friendly Citramon,
A Kid Tarzan who can't speak
As soon as Jeff rewrites the script,
We might be aired next week!
Sit right back, ignore the doubt
And build your hopes up high,
'Cos when you see the cuts we've made,
You'll really wanna cry!
Digimon Data Scwa----d!