Another short and pointless story. At least this one's only one chapter long! :D I literally wrote this in Algebra and Food's class today. Hence the reason it's so short.
Disclaimer: FMA is NOT mine, nor will it ever be!
You know how everybody just LOVES to call Edward short? You know – just to pick on him? He's even got a whole list of rants to go with each insult. It's not like he sits there writing them out, it's just that every single time he's called short – and trust me, he gets called it a lot – he just…well, SNAPS!
I say it's more instinct than purpose. Which, is probably why most of them, don't even make sense.
…And why nobody can take him very seriously.
It doesn't make him a bad person… It's just one of his…um…perks?
Okay enough of that. Let's list out the people that love to call him short. At least, the MAIN people that do.
Mustang, Envy, Mustang, Ling, Mustang, Envy, Mustang, Envy, MUSTANG, ENVY, (Winry), Pinako, Mustang, uh…al, ENVY, and MUSTANG!
Do I NEED to go on? No? That's what I thought.
I wish there was a point for saying all this, but there isn't. And I'm sorry for that! Though, that's alright because it has a better point than randomly calling Edward short. Even if you get some enjoyment from it.
I mean, think about it! Had they not called Edward short all the time, maybe, just maybe, Edward could be of more use to them? Here's why:
He'd have a more level head,
He wouldn't make so many enemies
…or lead them into more short name calling,
He'd be able to sneak more stealthily,
And…
Maybe he'd get along with the Colonel better…
Or even make military funding cheaper.
Plus if they took the time not calling him short, then they might find that he's a lot smarter. They wouldn't have to worry so much about Edward giving them those poor reports, or poor results in general. Let's not forget that it would Al a much easier time controlling his older brother.
You don't want to hurt poor Alphonse do you?
I'm just saying that thing could go by a lot easier had people decided not to call Edward short. But no, of course they'd rather trouble themselves the short time they got just to call Edward short. It seems they like troubling themselves, so I guess, why bother? Why bother, if they won't listen anyways?
Which, brings us back to the point of this story. None, right? There was no point what so ever in writing this. But what can I say? I'm bored!
Which, is also why, I'm saying my final goodbye, for I want to survive my Thursday evening.
Like I said, short. But hopefully sweet! :)
Fun Fact: I can't do 3D art or pottery works at all...I suck at it.
I hope you guys like it, even though, it honestly didn't have a point to it.
Well, Hugs and Love, SilverPedals!