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Three people find a flier, and have very different reactions. [Bonus points if you're a bloodline clan, or if you leave a broken, traumatized, avenger of a younger sibling behind.]
CLAN MASSACRES ARE IN!
Have you ever been so pissed at your parents you just wanted to put a couple of kunai through their eyes? Have you ever thought of strangling your sibling(s)? Got an uncle or aunt or grandparent that insists on pinching your cheeks when you tell them not to? Is your entire family against you?
So do something about it! Clan Massacres are in right now! Kill off your family and you'll be the coolest murderer on the block! Bonus points if you're a bloodline clan, or if you leave a broken, traumatized avenger of a younger sibling behind!
Itachi read the flier once, twice, three times, just to be sure. What kind of sick joke was this? He read it again, mind flashing to the irritating way his clan doted on him, the way they expected perfection. He also thought of Sasuke, who was only five but Itachi still could tell he would never be the ninja their father wanted him to be.
Huh. Maybe it was someone's idea of stress release? He could sympathize.
Neji glared at the ridiculous flier. It was mocking him, he was sure. Of course he wanted to murder the Hyuuga clan, but it was impossible. Not only was it not his fate, but the Caged Bird Seal prevented it as well. No, Neji would remain a Branch House Genius, the worst kind.
It was a nice thought, though. Neji stuffed the paper in his pocket, and continued his walk home thinking of all the ways he could murder his clan. Ah, Hiashi would go first....
Hinata stood nervously, fingers pressed so harshly against each other she might actually break some of them. Her face, usually turned down and shy, was now twisted with worry.
Would he really...? Why did he have this? What was it? Some sick joke, of course, but by who? And who would give it to him...? Had Hiashi, or anyone else seen it?
She stood in her cousin's room. A half-crumpled paper laid at her feet, where she'd dropped it in shock.
Another failed attempt at crack. I hope the flier was funny and not as disturbing as I think it was.... And please, nobody take offense to it.