If Alice Were Sane

by crazyotakugirl98

This is dedicated to my little sister, bless her crazy little heart! Anyway, this is just a little thing I wrote when I was bored and this movie happened to be playing in the background. I welcome criticism, but please don't be to harsh! Thank you for reading!

If Alice Were Sane

If Alice were sane she'd not follow a rabbit she'd know from the start it would be a bad habit

If Alice were sane she'd not race round a rock she'd follow her rabbit that carried the clock

If Alice were sane she'd have learned from those twins who told a sad story of sadness and sins

If Alice were sane she'd not go in the garden she'd know snobbish creatures 'd not give her a pardon

If Alice were sane she'd not go in that house where she grew like a tree and then shrank like a mouse

If Alice were sane she'd listen to the caterpillar who loved his hookah and with mushrooms did fill her

If Alice were sane she'd stay away from that cat she'd know it was sneaky and tell him to scat

If Alice were sane she'd not go to the mad for while they are kind their company is bad

If Alice were sane she'd not go near the queen who has a bad temper and is very mean

If Alice were sane then she would not dream but she is not sane and neither are we

~we're all mad here~

A/N: I obviously don't own Alice in Wonderland, I mean, come on guys (-_-)