Today was the day i was going to kill two of my children.
Azkaban sounds lovely this time of year i've heard.
Fred and George were a handful growing up. Two handfuls to be precise.
Always the trouble makers those two. The family clowns as i adoringly called them.
Today however, i was going to annihilate them.
They turned the entire house….PINK!
Every nook and cranny was PINK!
Dust Bunnies…..PINK!
Garden Gnomes….PINK!
Arthur's Hair….PINK!
Ron's Freckles….PINK!
The Bread….PINK!
The Carpet….PINK!
Hermione's Cat….PINK!
The Car….PINK!
Harry's Scar….PINK!
EVERY THING WAS BLOODY FUCKING PINK!
Of course, there was two items in the house that escaped the PINK Apocalypse.
FRED AND GEORGE!
I watched as they rolled around on the floor, laughing their matching little arses off and tears ran down their cheeks. According to them, a product to change the color of your hair temporarily inspired by muggles, had a tiny malfunction.
TINY MALFUNCTION!
To make this lovely morning even lovelier. It wouldn't fade for a week according to the rolling idiots on the floor.
Suddenly, the twins stopped laughing. They looked at each other in horror.
" What is it? Whats Wrong? Whats going to happen now?" Harry asked rushing to a mirror to see if the pink was spreading.
" We sent this to someone who asked to test our products…" The twins chimed in unison.
" WHO?" Mrs. Weasley demanded.
" …..um….were not so sure you will want us to tell you…" The twins chimed again.
" FRED AND GEORGE YOU BETTER TELL ME WHO THIS INSTANT!" Mrs. Weasley yelled at the boys.
" Dumbledore." The twins said.
Knock Knock Knock
Mr. Weasley walked through the living room to open the front door.
Dumbledore was standing on the other side with a long pink beard.
" I just wanted to tell Fred and George, while i don't believe the product they sent me had the affect they desired, i do love it myself. So does the students at Hogwarts. However, Professor McGonagall and Professor Snape do not quite agree." Dumbledore smiled adoringly.
Count on the headmaster to be enjoying this.
" I am afraid Headmaster, that the boys have informed us this is to last a week. Please give our sincere apologies to the staff and students at Hogwarts." Mr. Weasley shook his head as he addressed Dumbledore.
" Lovely. Hogwarts could use a little more color i think. I shall inform the professors."
Dumbledore winked at the twins and then apparated.
" OH MY!" Hermione squecked out looking at the kitchen table.
Everyone ran into the kitchen to see Hedwig, who had been out delivering a letter to the ministry, sporting a new Pink look.
Harry grabbed the letters from her leg.
One letter was in response to Harrys inquest. The other was addressed to the twins.
" Dear Mr. Fred Weasley and Mr. George Weasley,
"The entire Ministry of Magic has suddenly been turned pink. We have reason to believe you two to be the culprits behind this. While the Minister has decided not to press charges, he does request a solution to the problem immediately."
Hoping you are well,
Yours sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
Improper Use of Magic Office Ministry of Magic
" THE MINISTRY! YOU SENT THIS TO THE MINISTRY!" Mrs. Weasley screamed.
" Well, just one particular individual really." The twins grinned and then burst into hysterics.
A ministry owl flew into the house with another letter.
Dear Mr. Fred Weasley and Mr. George Weasley
Please Hurry.
We can hear Professor Dolores Umbridge, however due to her attire, we cannot see her.
Hoping you are well,
Yours sincerely,
Mafalda Hopkirk
Improper Use of Magic Office Ministry of Magic
Ron, Harry, Hermione, Ginny, and the Twins, burst into laughter with the latest letter.
Oh i was going to kill my boys.