Do you ever have a feeling you love someone? HAve you ever love somebody? Have you ever lost a love one?
Slard: WAnk is coming over to my house!
Wank: Im here!
Slard: (I rush down stairs to see my crush) (Opens his door) Hey!
Wank: Hi (inside I feel tension, I want him but he doesn't feel the same about me... I dont think)
Slard: Wanna come in?
Wank: Sure (I don't want to stay inside, I want to go in his room)
Slard: Do you like rootbeer? (That was stopid!)
Wank: Sure.
Slard: I dunno what it is, but you're my bff!
Wank: That's wierd...
Slard: That was infact wierd...
Slard's mom: Hi son!
Slard: Hi mom! (How embarrasing! My mom came into my futer sex scene!)
Slad's mom: Im going to the store brb! (SHe leaves)
Slard: She's so stopid! (It try to act cool infront of him, I'm 13, he's 15, he will never want me!)
Wank: We're is the restroom?
Slard: Over there!
Wank: K cool! (Wank beats off in the bathroom to an image on his phone of Slarderp) (whispers to himself) He's so cute, but it's against the law to date him :(
Slard: (Opens the door) I feel the same way!
(Phone rings)
Wank: What a boner kill!
Slard: Hello?
911: Your mom died
Slard: Who's?
911: Wank's
Wank: NOOOOOOO! (wank shoot himself)
Slard: Noooo!
Slard's mom: (Comes in) You killed Wank? (shoots her son) Bullseye!
THE END