Through Letters
Dear Miss Granger,
I have a new case file for you. Please come over quickly as it is too troublesome for it to be delivered.
Sincerely yours,
Draco L. Malfoy
To Mr. Malfoy,
I am too busy to pay you a visit, would you kindly come over in person to send it?
And it better not be one of your how-do-I-deal-with-this-bad-hair-day issues again, I do not have any solutions.
Reply soon,
Hermione J. Granger
Miss Granger,
I will come over in an hour.
Be prepared. Be very prepared.
Draco L. Malfoy
Malfoy,
Are you referring to the case file or yourself? If it's yourself, I shall warn you not to threaten my person.
Granger.
To Mr. Lucius Malfoy,
I feel that as it happened in my office, I am responsible to inform you that your son has suffered a concussion and is currently resting in Room 323 in St. Mungo's.
Before that, he was recounting a tale of how he got a cut from a refill fountain, which sounds like a tall tale, and asked me to kiss his injury. I overreacted.
My sincerest apologies,
Hermione J. Granger
Department Head of Law Enforcement
To Miss Granger,
There is no need for apologies as it must have been my son's fault. He has some mommy issues I've yet to resolve.
Did the projectile you use happen to be a paperweight? He has an odd indent on his head and is muttering away about women, reflexes and files.
'Til I write again,
Lucius Abraxas Malfoy
Fin.