"Chiyo-chan."

"Hn? What?"

"Oh, sorry, were ya sleeping?"

"Yes, Miss Osaka... what did you need?"

"I thought that was you, it's too dark to see in here."

"Thought what was me?"

"Someone just kinda tiptoed by... maybe it was a cat, or a squirrel... or a snail."

"We don't have any of those here..."

"AUUGH! Get the hell away from me, you perv!"

"Who was that?"

"Tomo-chan?"

"GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FREAK!"

"Tomo, shut up! People are trying to sleep!"

"I swear to God, Yomi, someone was JUST trying to grope me!"

"Like hell!"

"I'm serious!"

"Who said that?"

"I don't know, I can't see anything!"

"OK, Yomi, you heard that! Tell me you heard that!"

"I did, but... AGH!"

"What the hell are you kids screaming about?"

"Miss Yukari, I think Sakaki is groping everyone!"

"Sakaki's still asleep!"

"Not any more..."

"Well, NOW she's awake, but she was asl... WHAT THE HELL was THAT?"

"Someone turn on the lights!"

"Where the hell is that lamp?"

"Oh, this lamp? Ah... it fell."

"OSAKA YOU MORON!"

"Where the hell is that switch, Chiyo?"

"I GOT SOMETHING!"

"Ghk- To-mo... that's my neck..."

"Whirl kick!"

"The he-OWW!"

"What is going ON HERE?"

"I'm scared..."

"Oh, I think I found something... no, just someone's foot."

"That's MY foot, Osaka!"

"Oh, sorry, Miss Yukari... hey, it rhymes..."

"THAT'S NOT THE POINT HERE!"

"FALCON! PAWNCH!"

"Oof! Ka... gura... where'd that come from..."

"Coach! Sorry, I thought I saw something!"

"You did... that was my stomach..."

"THE LIGHT SWITCH?"

"I'm trying to find it! Eh... here it is!"

With a click, the living room's lights all came on, revealing the scene. The entire room was in disarray, several lamps and vases knocked over, sleeping bags and pillows thrown all over the place, the couch on its side. Tomo had her arms around Yomi's neck, Yomi turning blue. Kagura was kneeling next to Miss Kurosawa, who was doubled over in pain. Osaka and Yukari were both swatting at Sakaki's head with pillows, while Sakaki was merely sitting up on her sleeping bag, looking around without a clue as to what was going on. Just like everyone else in the room, who realized what they were doing and stopped.

"What the hell?" Yukari threw her pillow at Osaka and shot glares around the room. "What the hell just happened?" She repeated.

"I don't know!" Tomo crossed her arms indignantly. "I just felt someone cop a feel while I was trying to sleep through this racket!"

"Someone did that to me, too..." Yomi admitted, "but... who?"

"Hell if I care! One of you cowboys tried to pull that stunt with ME, too!" Yukari accused. "And if none of you fess up, you're all going to be in some deep trouble when we get back to school!"

"Why would any of us try and grope you?" Osaka asked, receiving another pillow across the face from Yukari, whose face was red with anger.

"BECAUSE I'M THAT PRETTY THAT'S WHY!" She fumed, "ANYONE ELSE WANT TO DOUBT HOW GOOD I LOOK?"

The room remained silent.

"GOOD!"

"I'll just turn on the light in the hallway, so if this starts happening again, we can see it." Chiyo said exasperatedly. "That should be enough."

Everyone, even Yukari, agreed this would be a good enough idea. They all reorganized their sleeping quarters and fell back asleep.

Meanwhile, outside the window, the unseen groper looked back only briefly. The cloud cover parted from the moon, and he struck a pose as the light hit him.

"If only for another minute..." Kimura dreamed, before taking off into the night sky.