Disclaimers: I Don't own pokemon, I do not own McDonald
This Story takes place when...
An OC Named Seth Age 18 A pale, moody boy whom prefers to be alone. Has anger issues with his father.
Also loves Jaffa Cakes (Don't know what they are, look up Yogscast on YouTube)
Also A world renowned pokemon trainer, with his first pokemon Umbreon at his side. He also owns an evil persian and an almond cookie loving Growlithe. The rest of his team, you will find out...
Misty (This has anime characters in it, yes.)
Age 17 Now that all her sisters have ran away (due to her outdoing them by at least 120%),
she runs the gym. She also works a part time job at the local McDonald's.
Brock Age 22 He got married 1 year ago, had a child, and got divorced two days after for "messing around" in a pokemon center for too long (i.e. His X-Wife saw him showing his "onix" to a certain nurse joys "cloyster" He now owns a Mine that he claims will find him gold to bring in the lady's.
And FINALLY Green, the royal douche bag of the story (cuz every story needs a DOUCHE!)
Age 17 After getting trampled by Red again and again, he decided he would take it out on the champions friends...
LET THE STORY BEGIN Chapter 1: Gary Mother Fucking Oak
"I want a number one with two large fries and a shake." a woman said in the drive-in window. Misty went over to the cash register. 'God Darn, like she needs this' Misty thought. She walked over to the window "That will be 24.99."
The women fished through her purse. "'ay aren't you th' -cough- gym leader here?"
Misty, red with rage, fumed, then forced an obviously fake smile "Will you pay or not, lady" Misty nearly yelled at the women. Two hours later, Brock and Seth came to the McDonald's as Misty was getting off work. "Find anything Brock?" "No..." said Brock sadly "ACTUALLY, he found loads of stuff, all besides gold. Every time he found something, he would yell 'THIS DOESN'T BRING THE LADY'S, FUCK IT'" Brock looked at Seth angrily. Seth just smirked. "Misty, please give me free food, you know I don't have any."
"Take this Misty" Seth says while handing money to Misty. "OK, What do you want?" Just as Brock is about to say anything, A familiar face jumps into the scene. "HAY DIPSHITS" Said Green aka Gary Oak "Hay Green-" Brock was interrupted again "DON'T CALL ME THAT, YOU BIA-!" This time Gary was interrupted.
"Fuck Off PIPSQUEAK" Brock yelled.
Just as the two ran at each other, a Luxray zapped them both. "OUCH" they yelled in simultaneously. "Thanks Thunder" Seth said as he rubbed the Lion pokemons head.
Misty sighed "Well, I guess now that you two are finished, are you gonna get something or not?". "I'll eat more than you." Brock said, somehow glaring at green"
"OH YEAH, BUDD-" Thunder zapped them again. "Get Brock a BigMak, Me a small Fry,
and a lemonade for Thunder" Seth said calmly. "What about me?" Asked Green. "I'm Not wasting money on you" Seth said, face palming. "But, I'M GARY MO-"Green started.
"Mother fucking Oak, we know" Everyone else said in the McDonald's.
After eating, They all want to Cerulean Gym. "Finally, out of that dump." Misty said in relief. As misty went to change from her uniform, Brock and Green Stared a Fistfight, and the maid came in. Brock Immediately ran over, followed by an angry Green, and a fed up Seth. Before the maid knew it, her hand was being kissed by Brock.
"Hello, my beauty, your eyes shimmer like the glistening waves of Cerulean beach,
and-" As Brock tried to finish, a growlithe burnt him to a crisp "I knew you were smokin'
But I didn't know you were this hot." Brock fell. Burn, the shiny growlithe, dragged Brock off.
"OK, now that everything's calm, Greens gone- "I'm Right here" -No your not,
and I can get down to task, how many trainer have asked to battle today?" Misty asked.
Misty's assistant, Melony, handed Misty a paper. "3, you could have just said it."Misty said, questioning the woman's sanity. "But, I don't like that number" Melony whimpered.
Nearby, as Misty got ready to battle, Seth was getting ready to prank Brock. "OK,
La Snake, get ready." "Sur, Surpiri." Brock walked in the room.
"Who were you talking to?" Brock asked. "No one, but Brock, whats that behind you?"
Seth Chuckled. Brock felt something touch his back. He Slowly turned around. "SERPERIOR!"
"EEEEEEEEEEE!" Brock screeched like a fan girl meeting Justin Bieber. Brock was Knocked out cold. "HAH, Brock is unable to battle, the winner is Surperior!" Brock woke up.
"YOU BITCH, IWILLKILLYOUBLARGH" Burn jumped onto Brock's face, and burned him at that time..
Well, wut did you think. Did you like. If you did, review. This is my first FF,so PLEASE, be easy. I will continue if you all did like it. READ YOU LATER, or, READ ME LATER, DUUUUUUUUURP.