This is my first short story EVER on here, so please read this and review.
This Life
Chapter 1 – Codename Hallowe'en
"Oogie boogie! Trick or treat?"
Why? Why Halloween? Why?! It's the most ridiculous holiday I've ever SEEN! Stupid human children. They don't know the truth. As a witch it's my job to observe them but please . . . WHAT A LOAD OF CRAP! They get everything wrong about us for starters 'werewolves' as humans put it do not act like wild animals, they're called 'anthromorpes' and they have to be the most civilized things I've ever met. Notice I used the word things. I honestly don't understand why human adults want children . . . Is it because they don't want to become extinct? Or is it they do want them? But they are repulsive little creatures.
"crackle . . . Ailish? Ailish you there? Come in . . . crackle"
Here we go. What do they want know?
"crackle . . . Ailish here. What do you want? . . . crackle"
"crackle . . . What are you doing tonight? I've something you might be . . ."
Where's the mute button? The mute . . . Ahh that's better.
"crackle . . . I'm not doing anything you've prepared Chrystabelle . . . crackle"
"crackle . . . Aww . . . Don't be such a spoiled-sport. Me and a few others are thinking of breaking into the wizard's school and messing it up a little. Come on please? . . . crackle"
"crackle . . . . . . I'll think about it once I've finish my report on 'Humans On Hallowe'en' . . . crackle"
"crackle . . . GREAT! I'll tell the girls. This is going to be sooo much fun. See you in a bit . . . crackle"
"But I . . ." Huh? It didn't cra . . .
"Beep. Beep. Beep."
. . .
AHH! SHE TURNED IT OFF! SHE TURNED HER WALKIE TALKIE OFF! AHH! I'm so gonna get her . . .
Well, what did you think? Please leave a comment or review and tell me if you would like me to post the next chapter. ^^ I'll probaly post the next chapter anyway but oh well.