A/N: This is based off the Naruto episode 141- Sakura's Determination! Where Sasume's cousin Arashi Has Naruto trapped in the rainbow prism box thing! What are Naruto's thoughts?

Summary: Naruto is stuck in a box. Not only a box, but a rainbow one that is slowly crushing him. He thinks this over, along with other random things that are unimportant in a time like this. Baka. Then Kyuubi pipes in and we figure out the real reason Naruto broke out of the box. Was it really Heroic intent? Hints of SasuNaru.

Warnings: Vulgar language and a very pissed off blonde ninja boy. Oh, and Sakura-Bashing.

Kyuubi thinking. Naruto thinking.

I've fought off some of the Akatsuki members. I've mastered multiple shadow clone jutsu and Rasengan. I've kicked ass in the chunin exams, and even defeated the (Former) devil of the sand. But you know how I'm going to come to my end?

I'm gonna be crushed in a frickin' rainbow prism box.

Ironic, isn't it? Not only am I being crushed in probably the most girly box in the world, but it just had to rub in my sexual orientation. Yeah, I was gay. Hope this isn't punishment for it, all I want to do is get him back. But that ass Arashi insists on crushing me to death. I've always wanted to be the size of a peanut and dead. Whoo.

Looking out through the rainbow wall of my box, I saw Sakura jumping in front of Sasume to deflect the clipper like weapon growing off Arashi's arm. Damn was he ugly. All kinds of it. Three faces, hulking body, pupil less eyes, bulging veins. He wasn't winning any beauty pageants any time soon.

She was speaking calmly, and I could just make out what she was saying. Was she that stupid? Her dying then would by stupid. Then Sasume would die, something she was trying to prevent. God. And I'm supposed to be the moron.

Pushing hard against the walls of the box, I tried to break it. Then of course the box has special surprises. Electricity anyone? Hurts like fuck. So, I have two choices. Break free and save everyone per usual, or get crushed. Hmm. . . hard choice.

Arashi had his clippers on either side of her neck and she stood unflinching. I almost crossed my arms to sit and watch this play out, but quickly moved my hands back to hold the box open more. Damn shrinking box.

This sucked. Stupid Sakura. Stupid Arashi. Stupid Sasuke. Stupid shrinking rainbow box. But, Kyuubi was being annoying.

'Come on Kit! Get outta the box and stop messing around!'

I frowned. 'Shut it Kyuubi. You have no say in this.'

'Of course I do. You're my vessel, you die, I die. So live stupid.'

'Stop telling me what to do!'

'I'll stop telling you what to do when you stop being retarded- wait. That will never happen!'

I could feel my eyebrow twitch in irritation. Was it me, or was this just not my day?

'Get out of the box Kit.'

'No.'

'Wimp.'

I growled, standing and struggling against the boxes walls. "Sakura! Don't throw your life away!" Struggling more with the box, I could feel its rainbow sides weakening while it electrocuted me more. With a burst of chakra I shattered the walls, coming out with a grin.

So, I looked happy, proud of myself, and ready to fight. Really, I was tired, twitchy, and wanted to go home and let Sakura fend for herself. But of course I have to save them. No nap for me.

With a sigh, I ran at Arashi with my kunai out and ready. Time to kick some ass.

Hey everyone, really random! Just an idea, but I like it! Hope you enjoyed it! Please Review! NO FLAMES.