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Shopping

Renesmee POV

Finally. I was finally full grown. I knew who the man of my dreams was and he was standing right in front of me. His perfect lips, his perfect eyes, his perfect body…. But he wasn't mine. Of course, he wasn't anyone else's either but we were just friends. And that's all we would ever be. No amount of shameless hoping would change that.

"Hello? Earth to Nessie," a beautiful deep voice said.

"Hmmm?" I murmured dreamily. "Oh! I mean, uh… what do you want, Jacob?" You, I could imagine him saying it then sweeping me into his arms for a very passionate kiss.

"You're going shopping with Alice, remember?" he reminded me. I shot up in excitement. Being raised by Alice meant being raised by fashion. I needed some new winter clothes and a few bras. And some serious aunt-to-Nessie talking about boys.

"Nessie! Come on, we're going to be late!" Alice shouted from next to her shiny, yellow Porsche.

"There is no being late for shopping!" I shouted back though I really didn't need to.

"Not when you're with me, Renesmee Carlie Cullen! Get your sexy little butt out here!"

I rolled my eyes at Jacob and grabbed my new purse off the table sitting by the door. I gave him a quick hug and started out the door.

"Phone!" he said sticking it in my purse.

"Right, right," I muttered. "Bye Jake."

"Nessie," he said simply. I stared at him a little longer than necessary then hopped into the waiting car. Alice was at a hundred miles per hour within seconds. Unlike Grandpa Charlie, who seemed to get distressed at all the vampire's driving, I welcomed the speed. It was exhilarating.

"So," Alice began. I sighed. "You like Jacob, huh?"

"Way to ease into it, Alice," I grumbled morosely. "Besides, it's just not worth talking about. It's not like he'll ever love me back." My words grew choked at the end. I was in for an endless life of misery.

"Boys will surprise you sometimes. Maybe he's just not sure—," I cut her off.

"I just wish he'd imprint on me or something! It worked for Sam and Emily and look where they are! Twins on the way and they're still making out when they think nobody's looking," I thought of the couple and realization dawned on my face. "You know what? I hope he doesn't imprint on me. I bet he'll imprint on someone special and they'll get married and have kids and he'll-he'll forget all about me!" I started sobbing hysterically. Alice pulled over.

"Baby, look at me. Even a stupid mutt like Jacob could never forget about you. You're the sweetest girl I've ever met, you're gorgeous, and you've got brains. Now, who can beat that?" Alice rubbed my back soothingly, not caring that I was staining her brand new shirt.

I sighed miserably. Alice would soon tell everyone about my little meltdown.

"Nessie. I know exactly what we are going to do," she said in her Alice-commando voice.

I groaned. "What?"

"You are going to seduce Jacob." Well, that didn't sound too bad unless she was planning on getting… oh lord in heaven.

"No."

"Yes!" And with that we were driving to the local Victoria's Secret.

As we entered the store, I was as red as some of the lingerie.

"Oh, hush," she said as I started complaining. "Plenty of people your age come here." I didn't bother pointing out I was technically seven.

"Why are we getting this? It's not like he's going to see me in it!" I hissed.

"Yes, he will! I don't even need a vision to see this! You tell him to come over to the cottage and when he gets there you will conveniently be in the shower. You know he'll go to your bedroom to wait and when you come in wearing nothing but some sexy lingerie, all you have to do is look shocked that he picked your bedroom," she put on a scandalized face. I giggled. "of all places to meet you," she finished proudly.

"Then what? We fall into each others arms and start having sex?"

"Hey, what happens, happens," she said shrugging. I blushed furiously.

After about an hour of shopping, I felt seriously overheated so we left with a few new articles of clothing. The rest of the trip was pretty much the same as usual until we got to the swimsuit section of some ritzy store.

"You know," she said, eyeing the bikinis. "I think you need a swimsuit for La Push."

"Alright, let's go," I sighed. The pink and green swimsuit she had gotten me was almost as bad as the very (emphasis on the very) revealing bra and thong.

When we got home, I immediately sniffed around for the familiar, woodsy scent of my Jacob.

"Hey, Ness," he said from behind me making me jump and turn around.

"Jacob!" I shouted excitedly and threw myself into his arms. I realized that his chest was bare and he was only in his sweats again. I sighed happily, breathing in his scent. I would know it from miles away.

Jacob's POV

I wrapped my arms around her tiny waist, smelling the peaches scent that rolled off her in waves. I stroked her silky hair, curling it around my big fingers. I loved how excited she always was to see me. She let go of me and her hand accidentally (of course, though I would love to think otherwise) brushed softly against my chest. I held my breath savoring the moment.

"Hey, how about we go watch a movie at my place?" she asked, tilting her head to the side adorably.

"Sure," I responded calmly, though I knew it probably should have been shaking.

"Come in a few minutes, okay? I have something to show you." Then she took off, heading for the little house deep in the woods.

I sighed deeply. I felt empty without her comforting presence. Would I ever get over loving her? No, never.

RPOV

I was suddenly feeling excited. I was still coming down from my high of touching, actually touching, Jacob's chest. He probably thought it was an accident. I giggled to myself. It was a good thing everyone was out. Dad finally trusted Jacob enough to be alone with me. I didn't really know why he had not let him be alone with me in the first place. Jacob would never hurt me. Actually, come to think of it, I probably needed a chaperone now more than ever.

I was tired of waiting for Alice's plan to come true. I was going to do it myself. Jake was so clueless he probably would think that I was actually just asking him as a friend. Of course, who knew if he would like what he saw.