Chapter 1: Not a dork!

"OH MY GOD RAMONA! LOOK!" Scott's eyes shone as he looked at the building across

the street.

(Scott Pilgrim: Master fighter)

(Rating: Adorkable)

(Note: Not actually the hero of this story)

"It's another pizza place Scott, so what?"

"Rammy" Scott stated manner of factly "were in Italy, pizza is a MUST"

Ramona facepalmed "I'd agree but WE'VE HAD IT 5 TIMES OVER THE COURSE OF THIS TRIP. "How about that fancy pasta place"

(Ramona Flowers: American ninja delivery girl )

(Rating: Really f-ing badass)

(Note: Hero of this story)

"Do we have the money for that"

"Just enough actually"

"So we're going home after this?'

"Yeah I guess"

"Okay, let's go Rammy"

"Are you still seriously calling me that"

Scott grinned "yes a cute nickname for a cute girl"

Ramona Blushed "Man you are such a dork"

"I'm not a dork! I'm cool Rammy" Scott pouted and the word pout appeared above his head

Author's Note: (Sorry Scott but your a dork.)

"No I'm not! I'm cool"

Ramona laughed " whatever your still a dork" she hugged him " but your my dork, com'n let's eat" Ramona pulled him into the restaurant "were going home soon so let's enjoy ourselves"

"Hey Kim! we're back! how's Gideon" Scott grinned and lugged a giant bag through the door

Kim didn't even look up "Oh Gideon? hes dead"

(Kim Pine: Deadpan snarker)

(Rating: Actually doing pretty good)

(Note: A lot happier after getting back from her parents for some reason)

"oh oka- WAIT WHAT!"

Kim grinned evilly "oh did you mean the caaaat?"

"You know damn well I meant the cat"

" he's fine" Kim went back to reading her book

"Hey Kim what's up"

"Oh hey Rammy, I was just messing with your dorky boyfriend"

"I'M NOT A DORK"

"Is everyone calling me Rammy now?"

Scott rubbed the back his neck awkwardly " Well not everyone, … per se"

"Who Scott?" Ramona raised an eyebrow

"Well just me, Kim, Stacey and maybe.. no definitely Wallace"

Ramona facepalmed " Maybe I should just start calling you Scotty as revenge"

Kim snorted "Better not or you'll never hear the end of the beam me up jokes"

"I WOULDN'T MAKE BEAM ME UP JOKES!" Scott yelled indignantly before mumbling "Yes I would"

"Oh Kim it's ladies night at that new place down the road, you wanna go" Ramona grinned

"Beats another night reading here let's go"

"Hey Ramona?"

"Yes dear?"

"Can I invite the guys to hang out"

"Sure but i'm inviting Stacey to hang out with us" And Ramona and Kim left

"Wait . what?" Scott shrugged and pulled out his new phone (payed for by Ramona) and called up Steven, Wallace and You- Neil on group call

"Hey guys i'm back and Ramona and Kim are out "

Steven grinned "Bomberman Party?"

"Hell yeah" everyone responded in unison

End of Chapter 1

Well there we go that was the first chapter to my Scott Pilgrim fanfiction, sorry about deleting that undertale one I just wasn't okay with the quality of it. Please Review I can't get better at this if you don't. And don't worry more is coming WITH AMAZING PLOT TWISTS! …. maybe.