Disclaimer: I really don't own much for this little story. I don't own Torchwood or the excuses made.
A/N: Eddie Izzard is amazing. And I had thought that this line was perfect for Jack and so I had to write a little something. And thus, I am presenting you with a little somthing.
Owen glared at them. He knew one of them had to do it, Gwen was on her honeymoon still and Toshiko was at a conference in London. Raising an eyebrow he waited to hear how it happened. Of course he figured they messed everything up when they played their sex games (which just the thought of scared him for life) but he thought he'd let them come up with an explanation.
Jack looked innocent, or tried too. His eyes were big and his face blank. He shrugged, "Don't look at me. I was dead at the time."
Owen rolled his eyes and then glanced at Ianto who was bringing Jack some coffee, "I was on the moon." He handed the cup over, "With Steve." He finished and walked away.
Jack shrugged and took a sip of his coffee before following after Ianto. Owen glared at the two of them shared a look and went their separate ways.