"I miss you."
"O-ho, wait just a minute. Doth mine ears deceive me?"
"Don't be an arse, Draco. I meant it. I mean it. I miss you."
"I miss you too, love. Only a few more days and I'll be home. I'm sure you're counting down the minutes."
"I don't miss you that much, you knob."
"Right, what's with the name calling? You're the one that called me. If I had known the extent of the verbal abuse I'd be receiving… why, I wouldn't have answered."
"Yes, you would've."
"What? Are you psychic now, on top of being the smartest witch of our age?"
"Don't joke like that; you know how much I hated Trelawney."
"'Tis why I said it, m'love."
"You would've answered because every time I call, you have the delusion that it's for phone sex."
"And is it, this time?"
"No."
"Oh, c'mon, you stick-in-the-mud. Can't you indulge a man, for once? Not just a man, your fiancé, at that."
"Don't you dare try to play the 'ring card', Draco. In fact, because we're engaged, you should respect my wishes of not wanting to finger myself on the phone so that my overly randy fiancé can get off."
"How you tease, Hermione, how you tease..."
"I didn't even say anything remotely sexy then! Urgh. You're so infuriating sometimes."
"You're just frustrated. It's okay, I understand completely."
"Bugger off. It's only been a week. Believe it or not, I'm not as needy as you, and I can go a week and a half without getting off."
"What can I say? I'm a young man. Well, twenty-seven isn't exactly young, but it's my prime, Hermione. Of course I want you all the time. Can you blame me for that? I have the most gorgeous, sexiest, loveliest, most brilliant… I'm running out of adjectives, but you get the point... girlfriend in the entire country, if not the world. Am I really wrong for wanting you every second of every day?"
"I'm still not doing it."
"Even after all that? Which, mind you, I meant every word of."
"Even after that."
"I love you."
"I love you too. In fact, when you get home from your business trip, I'll be yours for the weekend. Maybe we can even go to your parent's house in Bath. Just me and you."
"You still won't do it?"
"Not a chance in hell."