OK :) so I kept my promise to myself and finished five stories before putting this up… I assume… so here are the warnings:

Tags: (A few since I'm not entirely sure what all of them are) incest, pseudo-incest, violence, death, ocs, infidelity, language, slash, mpreg (possibly), other stuff… I'm not sure what else to write…

Relationships (some): Toothless/Hiccup 3, Hiccup 3/Astrid, Thuggory/Hiccup 3(past), Thuggory/Camicazi, Snotlout/Astrid, Fishlegs/Ruffnut, Eret/Tuffnut, Hookfang/Stormfly, Belch/Barf, Belch/Meatlug, Furious/Hiccup 2, Thuggory/Camicazi, Hiccup 1/OCs, Wodensfang/Hiccup 1, Stoick/Valka, Grimbeard/Chinhilda(!past mentioned), Baldy(OC)/Carly(OC) (but not for a loooooooong time) .

It had been fifteen years since I'd last been here. Berk. A land of peace and beauty. Who am I? you ask. My name is Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the Third, and this is my birth place.

For the past three centuries there has been a ban on practicing magic here, and my mother, knowing what I was, sent me to live with her relatives.

Ahhh, my mother. She was one of the unlucky few born without magic despite being from a magical line, not that her family resented her for it. No. They were OK with it, but she wasn't. No matter what they did, how kind they were to her, she always felt like an outsider, so she'd left to Berk, a place where, like most islands in the Archipelago, magic was banned.

There she'd met a man who loved her like she was the only person on the island… yeah, she found out a bit later that he was the Chief.

They settled down and had a baby together (me) and all was good, until she looked into my eyes, of course, and realized that I had magic in me.

So yeah, now I'm back. I've been told that currently my cousin is in line for the throne, which is great, really. I mean, I don't really intend on staying here long, I just want to know a bit about my home, get some answers and- yeah, my guardians were dead so now I was just wandering from place to place and I thought it'd be easier to find myself if I knew where my roots were and- shut up I know this is just a load of sentimental bullshit, so leave me alone.

I walk through the docks onto the cobblestone streets. I still have the money my grandparents had left behind when they died. It was a lot, so I'd had to hide it around the Archipelago under magical guard, but I knew it would run out eventually and then I'd have to get a job. They were modest people and only had about a thousand and a few hundred pieces of gold, with a few hundred copper, bronze and silver pieces here and there. There were a few pieces of jewelry, of course, but most were enchanted and others were heirlooms I could not bear to part with.

I check in at the inn. The price is seven gold pieces a week- see what I mean, that's just for a room.

Speaking of jewelry, I have three of those enchanted pieces on me, as well as an heirloom. Three rings, and a chain. One of the rings, the heirloom, bears a crest on it, the crest of my grandparents', and my mother's, family. I should hope I get to meet her, it'd be a shame if I didn't. I heard she was quite beautiful.

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I walk along a path, my blond hair flying behind me, and two rings on my hand. Wait- what do you mean, 'blond?'? I've always had blond hair, after all, I am the son of Grimbeard the Ghastly and Chinhilda, of course I am blond!

Who's this 'Hiccup Horrendous Haddock the third' you speak of? As far as I'm concerned there have only been two Hiccups in the Horrendous Haddock line, and I'm the second one!

Sighing, I continue walking towards the Chief's hut. The Chief is my father, Grimbeard the Great, but I personally call him Grimbeard the Ghastly because, what can I say, that man is Ghastly.

When I was but a babe, ten years ago, my father placed me atop a hill for the dragons to eat, because that's what you're supposed to do with Hiccups, get rid of them, that is. Instead of being eaten, however, I was taken in by some very kind Seadragonus Giganticus Maximi and raised alongside another orphan, who unlike me was of their same breed. His name was Furious. Why? Because he was always angry.

Nevertheless, I love the guy. I still see him despite my father's ban on magic, which includes dragons, but because a few thousand years ago, a dragon was blessed by Freya to be able to turn human in order to see her human lover, a lot of dragons had been able to hide since many descended from the pair, and that included my sorta brother.

I sigh again, I would much rather have Furious as my 'real' brother than my actual ones. They are the worst! I absolutely hate them, oh why couldn't he have placed them on mountains as well? Oh yeah, but then I'd have to be Chief and that idea appalled me.

Oh yeah, and one more thing before I sign out…

I have magic.

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I was currently facing a lot of hatred, being the black sheep of the island was, of course, always a factor playing into this, but then there was also the fact that I kinda, sorta accidentally burned down my father's fields.

How? You ask. I'm not quite sure yet. All I know is that it was kind of a cold day, and all I could think was, 'if only there was some fire here,' before the whole field around me burst into flames.

I'm still looking into this.

Nevertheless, my father is furious at me, and told me he had half a mind to leave me here while the rest of the village went and settled down in a new place, but couldn't because I was currently his only heir.

But it's not my fault. Things like this have been happening since I was born. I just think of something, want it hard enough, and it happens.

I've nobody to tell, nobody I think will believe me, sometimes it's hard being the Hiccup, everyone thinks you're a nuisance, a waste of space. Nobody cares about you. Nobody.

We are sailing towards a new land. Somewhere big and luxurious. Somewhere I might be able to get some answers…

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haha, wow, first chapter. So this is how I'm going to always do it. Hiccup 3, Hiccup 2, Hiccup 1. Also, this is going to be my first story with chapter titles XD so I'm really excited about that as well.

-httyd4eva

peace out yo;P