Jesus stood there feeling bold as ever.
"Oh my, Jesus, you smelling fine."
"Is that watermelon?" he says as he winks "Judas, the only thing fine is how you will feel after I'm done with you"
"Come here, pussy cat."
"Oh my!"
The two embrace and begin to passionately kiss, swapping tongues.
AND THEN THE FUCKING KOOL-AID MAN COMES OUT OF NOWHERE AND CRUSHES YOUR LITTLE GAY SHIT FAN FICTION PA-CHOW!
BELIEVE IT!
THE END