Kinda Bored Rant

I would just like to inform all of you lemon-sucking audiences of one extremely important fact: Ohmydays is what you should be reading. Jeeze, she's easily the best author here, and that's lacking no substance.

So it appears that I am here to remind my fellow lemon authors, myself included, to aim higher and write with more intensity and depth, just as Ohmydays has. And no, I am not insulting your ability to write; rather, I am insulting yours and my ability to write lemons. Because, quite honestly, some of the stuff in this archive is bloody horrible. This doesn't include all the authors featured on the M-rated stories, as only some fall under my brief wrath. Some people have brilliant plotlines, and are fairly excellent authors, with average to good lemons. Sometimes they'll strike gold, and write a story that is both interesting and inciteful. However, I would like to say that more revision is required for all of our work, including and especially mine.

That is why I have created a forum for exactly this purpose; to refine our lemon-writers. It is called Lemony Goodness, for obvious reasons. I hope that no one takes this rant personally; however, I would be overjoyed if my vision became reality.

I thank you, and bid you farewell and good night.

Thank you,

ilikewriting