HELLO MY LITTLE KITTENS! This little story was spawned from a conversation me and my friend had while watching Law and Order: SVU. only this will be slightly crackier. Now I did my research and yes immigrants can join law enforcement in NY if they have US citizenship. Whelp, wish me luck because I have no idea what I'm doing!
Chapter 1: You've got to be effing kidding me
Stephen glared at his partner across their desks. It was then that he questioned why he even was even partnered up with this guy, let alone why he joined the NYPD in the first place! Sure he knew that Americans were weird but...not like this. His partner, John Cena, noticed that he was looking at him and smiled at his partner, giving him a small wave.
"What up Sheamus?" John said, suppressing a laugh at his partner's annoyed look.
"First off, don't call me that! Second off, what the bloody hell are you doing on working hours no less?"
John merely laughed at his annoyance. "Oh come on Shea! You have to admit that Sheamus is an awesomer name than Stephen! It sounds more hard core Irish!"
Stephen sighed and face-palmed. "It's 'more awesome', and I don't need a hard core Irish name! I'm already Irish, plus you didn't answer my question!"
John stuck his tongue out at Stephen. "Oh you and your 'proper English'! Also, to answer your question I am currently in the process of creating something that the female officers will enjoy making them want to fixate to my needs."
Stephen stared at him, the only sound in the squad room being the bustling among other officers and the occasional ringing of a phone. Stephen narrowed his eyebrows and pinched the bridge of his nose for a moment before looking back up at John, pointing a finger at him.
"So you're telling me that you're baking brownies in and Easy Bake oven so you can get laid?" Stephen asked in a harsh whisper.
John looked at said oven for a moment before looking back at Stephen nodding. "Hell yeah! You would not believe how hard it was to get it in here!"
"How hard it was to get it in here- we came in at the same bloody time! You didn't even have the damn microwave when we walked in! I didn't even see it in your car!"
John smiled and did the rainbow motion from Spongebob with his hands. "It's magic Sheamus!"
Stephen, once again, stared long and hard at John with the occasional eye twitch before he slammed his hand on the desk and pushed himself up from his seat. By now practically everyone in the squad room was watching him as he picked up his bag and made his way for the door. Before he left Stephen paused and turned back to John.
"I'm going to the shooting range and pretending that the target is your face."
The Stephen flipped a small table near the door before disappearing down the hall.
Yeah mostly randomness, but randomness is good! Reviews are love!
Love and yaoi
~ladyknights104