So yeah, like the summary says, this is just a collection of themed mostly one-shots, mostly unrelated, for the LIvejournal community, Thirty for Three, which is kinda like Thirty Kisses, only you have threesome. Rating may change.The setting for most of these is a magical little AU in which Sasuke hasn't become a total bitchcake yet and Gaara is not Kazekage and stays in Konoha for the most part. And maybe one day this will have a title -sigh-
Disclaimer: Not yet, but Christmas is coming up, and I can hope, can't I?
Theme 13: Irritating people
Rating: PG to very low PG-13
Gaara and Sasuke, Ino has decided, are both pains in the ass. She really can't think of two worse people she could have been paired up with. Neither of them talks much, and when they do it isn't much more than a few words, they have almost constant scowls on their faces, and they tend to glare at her a lot. Sasuke is arrogant and cold, and she wouldn't be surprised if Gaara still got the urge to kill things once in a while. And the way his sand hisses and swirls around his ankles when he gets angry or upset is a little off-putting. It's also extremely annoying to wake up and feel grains of sand in your sheets.
Although, she has to admit, her bed is much warmer when she's not the only one in it.