Han Solo's a brave guy and all,
But Boba Fett wants him to fall
Luke, very bluntly, isn't as good as he should be,
Ewoks are a very disgusting sight to see
Yoda's a little green fellow,
Chewbacca's fuzzy and mellow
Jar Jar Binks is an idiot,
Sith Lord is Darth Sidious
Jango Fett got his head chopped off,
Tarkin is a mean Grand Moff
Artoo Detoo is an astromech,
Aayla Secura is a Twi'lek
Threepio is a sissy protocol,
This can't be the end at all
Amidala's a fancy queen,
She's got more hair than I've ever seen
Anakin is such a whiney,
Stormtroopers will blast you on the hiney!
Darth Vader knows that he's a dad,
Luke and Leia aren't that glad
Jabba the Hutt speaks Huttese,
His breath could probably cause a disease
Obi-Wan Kenobi really hates flying,
Luke inherited his father's whining
Darth Maul got chopped in two,
Qui-Gon got killed by him,too
Clone troopers are clones of Jango Fett,
They will turn to the Empire, I bet!
Jawas sell droids and junk,
Aurra Sing is actually a Jedi flunk
Shaak Ti is a Jedi Togruta,
Padme is Luke and Leia's mother
Sebulba's really mean,
The Sith seem really keen
Luke and Leia had a fling,
Interrupted by..... a family thing
Ashoka Tano is a Padawan,
Cad Bane.... you see and then he's gone!
Can you see this is nearly a page?
I've gone into a Star Wars rage!
Battle droids are really weak,
Obi-Wan said, "These aren't the droids you seek"
The Force Unleashed is an awesome game,
Compared to Star Wars, Star Trek is LAME
Get Battlefront on your PC,
Wow, this is really affecting me
Boba caught Han in carbonite,
To me that is a pleasing sight
Bib Fortuna is weak minded, can you tell?
Watto has pit droids to sell
You don't get this, read a book!
Go to your little reading nook
Boba finally took his fall,
ONLY TEMPORARILY! That is all.