"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
"Hu…"
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
"I just want to…"
"CAN IT WAIT A BIT I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF SOME CALIBRATIONS!"
"What are you calibrating?"
"Can it…What?"
"What are you calibrating?"
"No, see you're not supposed to say that."
"Why not? I'm curious…"
"No, you're supposed to leave and go talk to…Zaeed."
"Zaeed says less than you…"
"How about Tali?"
"She cheats at cards."
"How about…"
"I WANT TO TALK TO YOU GARRUS!"
"Well, you see, I'm in the middle…"
"What are you calibrating?"
"Erm…this isn't a good time."
"What are you calibrating, I won't stop asking."
"Errr…The Calibrator."
"Why do you look all shifty?"
"Because I don't."
"And you're calibrating the calibrator?"
"Who calibrates the calibrator?"
"You do. Wait what?"
"Never mind. Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations."
"Grrrrr."
"Don't say grrr."
"Well then stop it. Talk to me."
"Alright then, what do you want to talk about."
"I dunno. Any suggestions?"
"Wait, you came to talk to me, Shepard."
"I know, just talk to me."
"Errrr…"
"Ummm…."
"Duuhhh…"
"Flerrrgrgg…"
"What was that, Shepard?"
"I thought we were playing a game."
"I don't like it."
"Right…ahem."
"Can I calibrate now?"
"No, Garrus you're talking to me now! WAAAAAAA."
"What are you doing?"
"IT GET'S HARD, YOU KNOW GARRUS! SOMETIMES I WANT TO TALK TO YOU BUT ALL YOU CARE ABOUT IS YOUR CALIBRATIONS SOMETIMES I JUST WANT YOU TO TALK TO ME BUT WE CAN'T EVEN DO THAT ANYMORE!"
"Shepard, why are you crying?"
"I DON'T KNOW!"
"Listen, eeerrmm get off of my leg please Shepard, you're embarrassing both of us."
"Gurgle."
"Stop that now."
"I want to talk to you."
"We are talking. Look, here comes Jack?"
"Where?"
"Oh, now you've stopped crying and are stood up."
"Garrus, where's Jack."
"You're into Jack? I would have put you down as a Tali sort of guy."
"Tali cheats at cards. Ahhhhhh Jack…"
"Don't start going sentimental, now."
"You be quiet, we have something…special."
"Sounds like she hates all of us."
"Shutup, she'll love me eventually."
"Whatever you say, Shepard."
"I SAY BLAAAAAHHHH…"
"Shepard, what are you doing?"
"Ah, Jack. You're here."
"Ahem…"
"Ermmm…"
"Well, see ya."
"Yep, bye."
"Ahhh isn't she dreamy?"
"Be quiet Shepard."
"Well. Yes. Right. What?"
"Can it wait for a bit? I'm in the middle of some calibrations"
"Yes. Perfect. Capital. Did I just say capital?"
"…"
"Yes, you're right. Erm. Very Good. Carry on, Garrus."