Sesshomaru in Kagome's Era.
Script By 246Nakuro.
Kagome
Inuyasha
Sesshomaru
Sesshomaru laughing, steps in gum.
Sesshomaru: What is this?
Inuyasha and Kagome start laughing.
Kagome: Inuyasha sit boy.
Inuyasha: Kagome what that for?
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Sesshomaru: Hello!!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Sesshomaru: Hello!!! I'm still here and still stuck!
Kagome: Sit!
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Kagome: Sit!
Sesshomaru: Anyone, Anyone remember me? Anyone at all.
Inuyasha: Kagome...
Kagome: Sit!
(Aside) only audience hears. Inuyasha: Fine I'm Quite Happy NOW?
Kagome: What was that?
Sesshomaru: Why do I get the feeling that I'm invisible?
Inuyasha: Nothing... Nothing... I said... Nothing... I said Nothing at all.
Kagome: I know you ... And just for good measures... SIT!
Sesshomaru: ENOUGH!!!!!!!!! Help me out of this! If you two don't help me out right now I will kill all of you!
Sesshomaru grabs sword that can do damage to humans and can't pull it out. Finally pulls it out and throws it off stage. Grabs other sword.
Sesshomaru: Time to Die! Wait a minute this is the wrong sword I don't want to heal him I want to kill him. Letssss just put this back.
Inuyasha: Serves him right! He can't tell a rainforest from a toaster.
Sesshomaru: Yes I can, Toasters are shinny! Now where did I put my other sword, It's bound to be around here somewhere! No Jaken I don't need your input.
Inuyasha: He's never gonna find it. He's to stupid to look down.
Kagome: Inuyasha? SIT!
Inuyasha: Kagome! Alright fine I guess I deserved that one.
Kagome: Sesshomaru Sit!
Inuyasha: Kagome what was that for?!
Kagome: (Brushing of sorry) Oops Sorry about that forgot you were wearing the beads not Sesshomaru.
Sesshomaru: Play dead girl. Now unstick me!
Kagome: Inuyasha sit boy.
Inuyasha: Kagome what was that for?
Kagome: Inuyasha lay down boy. Play dead boy. Fetch boy!
Kagome grabs book "How to train dogs the easy way".
Kagome: This is easier than I thought.
Inuyasha drops bone that's in his mouth.
Inuyasha: Stop treating me like a pet dog!
Sesshomaru: Well... Looks like I'm gonna have to do this my self!
Sesshomaru uses his sword to unstick himself.
Kagome: O... O... O...O come and get me!
Inuyasha: Just you wait Kagome I'm gonna kill you for telling me all those commands!
Kagome exits while avoiding Inuyasha's attempts to grab her.
Sesshomaru: So Inuyasha couldn't take time to kill me?! I'm insulted. Still I learned that when Kagome says sit that Inuyasha can't do much about it. All in all that's not too bad for a day's work. That will have to be enough for the time being.
Sesshomaru sticks poisoness claws in cheek.
Sesshomaru: Owww... I HAVE to remember NOT to stick my poisoness claws there. Humans, I don't know why I bother hanging out with them. There's my sword!
Sesshomaru exits.