"But why not?" His voice comes out long and low and Hetalia already knows why.
"Maybe because you get like this every month? The fact that I actually have sheiße to do today also might just factor into it."
"But that's not my fault 'Talia. Can't you just help me out? Please? It won't take long." He'd know that drawn out tone and constant emerald flush anywhere, as he'd seen his boyfriend in heat many times before. He knows, and is frankly sick of it.
"I know it's not your fault, but I told Madoka I'd be there 15 minutes ago! You like to forget that everyone else still has things to do. Things that don't have anything to do with your monthly hypersexuality." He knows that somewhere in Homestuck's sex clouded brain he knows it too, but currently that's nowhere to be found. Of course if he hadn't been booked, as well as a bit pissed off, he definitely would've been happy to fuck the pleading look off of his boyfriend's almost completely verdigris face
"But it's not fair, 'Talia."
"What isn't?" He of course knows, but if Homestuck isn't going to leave him alone for a bit, might as well tease him. His boyfriend sighs loudly.
"Fuck, you know what." A facade of innocent curiosity has taken up residence on Hetalia's face.
"Do I now? I don't recall." He has to stifle a laugh at Homestuck's groan of frustration.
"Ugh, fine." The begging look has changed to a deep glower, and if possible, his emerald cheeks darkened further.
"Hetalia, I am so fucking horny right now, you probably couldn't come close to knowing how turned on I am." he actually does laugh at this, before quickly muffling it and cupping Homestuck's chin in his hand, causing the latter's breath to hitch at the vixenish tone his matesprit had suddenly adhered. That excitement of course deflated when he actually was able to comprehend what Hetalia was saying.
"I'm not fucking you right now. You know where the vibrators are."
Hetalia could hardly hear the frustrated groan through the now shut door.