"Grab 'im James!" Sirius yelled as they shot up the stairs two at a time after Remus. They hit the seventh floor and saw Remus disappear through the portrait whole.
"Oh, he's done for." James panted as they walked over to the painting of the Fat Lady.
"Password?" She asked.
"Pampered Skank." James Stated, Sirius snorted.
"Excuse me." The Fat Lady said raising her voice.
"Oh, sorry…" James said. "Sampered Plank." He tried again, The Fat Lady nodded and swung forward. Sirius and James entered and when the portrait closed Sirius looked over at James.
"That was brilliant." James chuckled.
"I've been waiting to do that since breakfast."
"Where'd you come up with that?" Sirius asked.
"I thought about it when that snobby rich Slytherin girl bumped me into the wall on my way to Potions." James said. "I said that and she totally flipped, it was awesome and I noticed that it rhymed with our password so I tried it." Sirius laughed heartily along with James.
"Brilliant." Sirius said looking around the common room. "Now where'd you think Mooney hid himself?" He asked as they scanned the common room over.
"Dorm?" James suggested.
"There's no way out of there, why would he trap himself?" Sirius asked, but they decided to check anyway. They entered the dorm to find Peter sitting on his bed reading; he looked up when they came in.
'Hey guys, what's up?" Peter said casually. Sirius and James looked at each other and then bolted over to Peter. Peter knowing full well what they wanted and how they would get it transformed into a rat and bolted for the door. He scampered under it and the other two shot after him. After the door closed behind them there was a soft chuckle from a corner of the room and Remus pulled James' Invisibility cloak off himself and sat down on Sirius' bed. He reached into his pocket revealing a giant bar of Honeyduke's chocolate and smiled to himself even if they did catch Peter there's no way to find out where he was. When he had entered the dorm he pulled out James cloak, put the cloak on and pulled the memory of where he was out of Peter's mind so that he knew they were looking for him but he didn't know where Remus was if he caved. He sat on the bed and put the bar to his nose, taking in the amazing smell of rich, dark, yummy goodness. He slowly slid the tip of his tongue across the bar sighing and shivering with the power the chocolate had over him. The taste was indescribable for Mooney and was a pleasure in life that he could not do without. His eyes were closed and he couldn't hear anything else around him as he slid the pure chocolate into his mouth feeling it melt over his tongue as he sucked on it. Suddenly the door flew open and Mooney's eyes did too, to find his two pursuers standing there. His mouth formed into a grin around the chocolate which was still in his mouth and moved to block whatever attack was to come his way at any moment but he was too late as a spell hit him head on and bound him to the wall. He it the wall with a thud and James returned his wand to his pocket smiling at his friend who grumbled in defeat. Sirius walked over to him and gripped the chocolate bar.
"That's my chocolate, Mooney." He said pulling on it. Remus growled and held his grip on the chocolate with his teeth. "Come on Mooney…" He said cajolingly, Remus' head shook violently in short fast shakes as if he where shivering, but angrily. Sirius let go of his chocolate which held firm in Remus' mouth and put his hands on his hips. Remus looked at him hoping against hope that Sirius wouldn't tickle him cause he wasn't sure if he would be able to keep hold of the bar if he did. As if Sirius had read his mind he pulled off one of Remus' socks, James smirked watching Sirius as he dragged a finger softly across the bottom of the werewolf's foot. Remus' foot jerked and he giggled trying his best to keep his teeth buried in the chocolate, he wasn't gonna give it up easily which was true it seemed. After several minutes of tickling Remus, watching him flail and laugh so hard in the back of throat that he couldn't breathe. Sirius stood up and tried again to pull the chocolate from Mooney's mouth, with little success. Sirius stood back next to James and thought of what else he could do to get his chocolate back. James smiled suddenly struck with an idea and whispered it to Sirius whose face lit up at this new plan. Mooney stood glued against the wall trying to think of what James could have told Sirius, then it hit him and his eyes grew wide. A few weeks back James had asked to see Remus' Potions paper so that he could copy him, he had refused and said write your own bloody paper. But at this James ended up tackling him. In mid-tackle James had accidentally found two of Remus' weak spots, Remus had asked him not to tell anyone with the payment of the potions paper and James agreed. So Remus thought you use my trust against me do you. James Potter you will pay. He thought as Sirius grinned with the knowledge he was gaining. Remus was glaring daggers at James who smiling in return, then Remus looked over to Sirius with a don't even think about it look. Sirius just took the look as a challenge as he walked forward. James flicked his wand making the binds move from holding his whole body to holding just at Remus' wrists. Sirius grinned as he stood right in front of Remus who tried to prepare himself so as not to give the chocolate up.