Well, this is my first fanfiction. Usually, I like writing short stories, but I'm a pretty big Naruto fan. Please enjoy and review!

"Italics surrounded by quotes indicate a character's thoughts."

Italics by themselves indicate titles or emphasis.

Genin Wars

Konoha was gorgeous village. The leaves had a beautiful, light green shade, and the water was crystal clear. Birds chirped as they flew through the skies or planted themselves on a small branch. Adults hustled passed each other for the day's activities, and the children played Ninja in the alleyways. Everything seemed pretty normal.

Well…

Chapter 1: It Begins

Naruto Uzamaki was walking down the street one morning. His small brain trying to comprehend is surroundings. Dew still lay thick on the ground, along with the sweet smell of coconut. People were quite loud walking the streets that day, but one voice could be heard over the rest.

"NARUTO!" The voice screamed.

Slowly, Naruto turned to see Sakura pushing her way through the crowd. He just kept walking, knowing she would eventually catch up. Naruto was so tired, in fact, that he didn't even notice Sakura poking him from the back.

"I'm talking to you! IDIOT!" Sakura spun him around and delivered a punch to his face. Naruto flew backward, hitting the wall and mumbling to himself. Now, he was awake.

"What was that for?" Naruto said drowsily. Sakura walked up to him and grabbed him by his neck, shaking him like a doll.

"How dare you attack Sasuke while he's sleeping! His arm's broken!" She screamed. Naruto, regardless of his strange facial expressions at the moment, was completely confused. He waited till Sakura's rage had died a little and then escaped her hand.

"Why would I do that to Sasuke?"

"Don't make me state the obvious."

"But why do you think I did it?"

Sakura's facial expression changed completely. Instead, she put her hand over her mouth while her face bloated.

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The gates of Konoha were grand. Temari had certainly taken notice, turning quickly as she approached.

"Are you guys coming?"

Kunkuro and Gaara were walking slowly toward her. They both looked quite tired, if a tad bored.

"Give us a minute Temari." Kankuro said in a very unenthusiastic voice. Temari just turned around and continued walking through the gates, obviously annoyed by her lazy siblings.

Temari soon came to a halt. Her foot had knocked against something. She looked down, only to find a large scroll. It was still folded up, but lying in the middle of the path. Carefully, she picked it up and looked it over. When she had lost interest, Temari slipped it into her bag and kept walking.

It was just some strange scroll.

"Maybe I can get money off this."

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Somewhere in Konoha, Kakashi Hatake was hanging upside down reading Make Out Paradise: The Secret Techniques. He flipped the pages with excitement, his eyes read with curiosity.

It was this kind of thing that got ninja killed. That was, for most ninja. In Kakashi's case, this meant a sneak attack from a certain someone...

Suddenly, Kakashi felt leather rub against his thigh. Still entranced in his book, he gripped it tighter and pulled it against him.

"Oh…Baby…" He thought, his eyes sinking. "I'll be right there…"

Any sane person, at the moment, would have felt a small thump from the branch. Kakashi, apparently getting some intimate ideas, didn't notice.

"Ah…"

It was then that Kakashi realized he wasn't alone. Someone was actually sharing the branch with him, and their presence abnormally close. He gulped, and slowly turned his head.

There was Gai. His thumb stupidly hanging in the air, and one eye shut.

Kakashi felt a little nautious. Gai was a little too close, and his outfit didn't do him any justice.His trance went from intimate to glaring and outraged. Now, it was strange enough having Gai next to him, but they were both adults, hanging from a tree branch.

Oh, and they were sixty feet off the ground.

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Much deeper in that same forest, two figures were making there way through an assortment of trees and bushes.

"You're kidding." One of them said in a hushed tone. The voice was low, so it wasn't very easy to comprehend.

"What?"

"Never mind."

They continued walking the same direction, the opposite figure picking off random leaves and crinkling them up in his palm.

"You never said that it was going to be last night. Then, all of a sudden it happens and I'm stuck questioning my sanity." The first figure stated.

"That's strange, because I question your sanity too." The other figure chuckled.

As he was laughing up his mediocre comment, he stepped on something.

It was a pair of green tights.

Both of them looked a little closer, as if staring would tell them why the green outfit was lying there.

"I feel sick."

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Meanwhile, Sakura was having one hell of a time trying to blurt out her words to the black-eyed Naruto.

"We found your shirt!" She finally said. Now, she was almost crying. Her hand just couldn't contain the laughter, and she laughed out loud. Naruto, on the other hand, looked puzzled.

Then he looked down.

"Oh. That's what I forgot this morning…"

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Sorry if this chapter is a little boring! I hope by reading chapter 2 it will at least be a little more interesting! Please don't be too harsh, considering this is my first fanfic.

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