Chapter 1: down the rabbit hole and meetings with a wolf

To be followed with full disclaimer

The golden haired princess walked happily through the sun-drenched meadows of late spring. The grass shown a vivacious green and flowers of every shade and dye adorned the vast valley of which the princess descended into. She saw a snow-white cottontail rabbit hop speedily though the tall grasses. She took after only to see it zip down a hole she stepped toward the whole and peered down the hole suspiciously. All of sudden she was falling down an abyss the wind rushed past, chaffing her face as she fell. She suddenly hit the ground she with fwump (after all her skirts did have quite the effect of padding one good thing). She opened her eyes after all she had closed them in fright while falling. A great forest rose around her (she quivered slightly for it was rather forbidding.) light shone in from brakes in the canopy above but not enough to warm the chilling air.

"Endymion." She sobbed convulsively as she sat up but quickly regained control of herself. She soon strengthened her resolve and stood brushing herself off wavering only slightly and marched off down a convenient path her skirt swaying violently as she marched forward. She found the forest quite beautiful and its birds songs quite soothing she soon came upon a fork in the path she stood for a moment contemplating when she spotted a wolf in gentlemanly attire slipping a comb through his silky blond hair combing it back and looking into a hand mirror he then slipped both of these articles into his pocket for safe keeping then seemed to noticed he was being watched by a short gorgeous young blond girl. She blinked her bright blue eyes as she noticed him coming toward and turned and ran. He ran after her yelling.

"No! Please wait!" he finally grabbed her around the wrist she stalled and stopped her head turned towards him. He bent over breathing hard for a moment holding up one hand/paw signifying break then caught his breath a took her hand in his and turned on the charm. "Bonjour mademoiselle." He kissed her hand, she looked slightly disturbed "Would be so kind as to give me your address I'm afraid I have cough misplaced mine." She ripped her hands from his clutches. And shook her head sadly while staring at him in outrage.

"You really need to find new pick up lines I'm mean how long has that one been in use honestly I bet my mother even had it used one her and she is several hundred years old!" A black haired girl with violet eyes dressed in a red cloak skipped past them with a basket in hand the while the princess saw he but paid no attention the wolf focused intensely on the attractive girl in the crimson cloak. The princess continued her lecture.

" Couldn't you come up with something like…" she broke off mid rant as the wolf ran off after the red cloaked girl yelling

"wait! I've lost my address may I have yours. " The princess sighed exasperatedly muttering "baka" and continued down the path she'd chosen.

Disclaimer: I don't own Sailor Moon or Little Red Riding Hood or Alice in Wonderland. Events, persons, or lines that seem similar however, are not a coincidence.