Bleach: April Fools Day!

by OtakuGeneration4

It's April Fools in the Soul Society, and there's a full-out prank war for the title "Prank King" or "Prank Queen"! It's all fun and games at first... but then a fun competition gets turned into something a lot more deadly... This fanfiction is after Aizen's betrayal, and I may not be making some characters sadder because it's supposed to be more uplifting. A small but of OOCness.

1. April Fools?

"Sorry Captain, but I resign," Rangiku sighed, brushing a strand of orange hair behind her ear. "Don't worry, it's not your fault. I'm just...tired."

"Aren't you always tired, lieutenant?" Toshiro smirked.

"Hey!" Rangiku cried. "I'm just trying to be sentimental, but noooooo!"

"Sentimental isn't really my thing." replied the short captain.

"You're so infuriating sometimes!" Rangiku tugged at her hair. "I'm trying to say goodbye, but it keeps on coming back to you, huh?"

"Rangiku..." Toshiro leaned back in his chair. This was going to get annoying, fast.

"You're always so selfish! You just hog all the paperwork!" the busty woman exploded, slamming her hands down on her captain's desk.

Toshiro looked taken aback.

"I hog the paperwork?" he couldn't believe what he was hearing. Rangiku shoved all the paperwork to the side for him to do! She rarely did any of it!

"Oh, I understand now!" Rangiku glared accusingly at the white-haired male. "You don't think that I can handle paperwork because I'm a woman!"

"That's not true Rangiku, and you know it!" Toshiro shot up from his chair and matched the glare on his lieutenant's face.

"And you're such a hooker!" Rangiku continued on.

"Hooker?!" Toshiro cried out, flustered.

"Yeah, hooker," sneered Rangiku. "I thought Momo was enough for you! But you just had to hit on Karin too, didn't you? I know what happens when two people sleep in the same room!"

"You're a pervert!" Toshiro sank back into his chair and crossed his arms.

"Sure, sure!" Rangiku waved her hand loosely. "Hooker!"

"For the last time-"

"What's going on...?" Momo stood in the doorway, looking a little bewildered.

"Oh, Momo!" Rangiku greeted the girl cheerily. "Nice to see you!"

"Finally, some sense around here..." Toshiro muttered.

After shooting her captain an angry look, Rangiku turned back around to face Momo and asked, "You think Toshiro's a hooker, right?"

Momo chuckled. "Well, now that you mention it..."

"What?!" Toshiro's face turned a deeper shade of red.

Both Rangiku and Momo looked at Toshiro solemnly. This lasted for about 30 seconds before Momo's face cracked out in a large grin.

"Sorry Toshiro!"

"What...?" Toshiro looked at Rangiku, then Momo.

"You do know what day it is, right, Captain?" Rangiku questioned.

"Uh..." Toshiro looked lost.

"It's April first!" Rangiku made jazz-hands.

"Uh..." Toshiro still looked lost.

"It's April Fools Day!" Momo smiled cheerfully.

"Uh..." Toshiro cursed himself mentally for not comprehending a word the girls were saying.

"Oh god..." Rangiku sighed. "We have some explaining to do..."