Ok. So, as you can see so far, I am not doing a normal story. I mean, this is a petition… sort of…. I think I'll let Angel explain it.

Angel: Lily has been getting repetitive anonymous flames. It's making her very, very angry. Extremely angry, although I'm convinced she has anger management issues building up inside her. But I'm getting off topic..

Gazzy: Yeah. You are.

Nudge: Yeah, well, we're going to copy and paste the anonymous reviews.

Sucks
2009-10-22 . chapter 1

This sucks. Fallen Ark Angel's is better. I mean, why does everything have to end in y or have a w in it? Have you ever been around a toddler?

Lily: Yes, yes I have. But imagine the education they got. Max, Fang, and Iggy had nobody to teach them to talk properly. So, they talk like under-educated children. BECAUSE THEY FREAKING ARE.

Nudge: And again…

nobody
2009-10-20 . chapter 1

what is with the language? that's not cute, thats really obnoxious.

Lily: Yup. I did that just to annoy you, a-hole –smirks-

Nudge: Here's the last anonymous flame:

child
2009-10-05 . chapter 1

this story sucks. i can't understand any of the words and Max would never ever ever never ever call Fang fangy or vice versa.

write something else

Lily: No. I will keep writing Bwaby Fwock! I like to write it, I love reviews, even flames if the flamer has an account. But I write for me, mostly. And they're three. Have we seen the flock, age three? No. So, yeah. Those are the reviews. If anybody else is getting these anonymous reviews, and it's making them mad, please feel free to write them a letter in your review, then pledge to turn off your anonymous reviewing if they don't cut it out. Go ahead, write whatever you want. Actually, I hope Mr. Anonymous review reads this and gets mad. Then, a pack of FF writers can go wild, and hurt him/her. Yeah, so, yeah.

Angel: We're really getting sick of these reviews. We get one daily, and we don't think they've even read the next chapter of our 11-chapter story. Yeah….. and anonymous reviewer, Saint (Saint Fang of Boredom) would love your flames, so if you want to flame, I suggest flaming her instead :D