The missing FFX script -
the legendary missing script from the game Squaresoft lost. Or never dared to use. Shows the characters' real personalities.
-- Note: I don't own any of the characters, even if I wish every time before I go to sleep that I owned Auron *drolls*. The lucky bastards at Square own them. &%#*!
-- Note: Whatever Yuna might say, it's not my opinion. I just liked the idea of Yuna as a racist.
Characters:
Auron Very emotinally weak. A good fighter. Cries a lot.
Yuna A racist. Hates gays and Al Bheds and more.
Tidus Yuna's boyfriend of sort. Braind dead.
Rikku A teenage girl. Doesn't care about anything. Lazy.
Lulu A black mage with that loves Auron madly.
Wakka Pretty dumb and a bad fighter. Wants nothing more but to proove himself as a guardian.
SCENE ONE: CALM LANDS - BATTLE
Yuna, Auron and Lulu are battling a monster. It attacks Auron.
Auron: (Turns to Yuna) Please heal me Yuna!
Yuna: (Heals Auron) Of course! I do anything you tell me because you protected my father ... even if he died but what the hell does that matter?
Auron: Thank you.
The battle continues, nothing interesting happens until the monster attacks Lulu very badly. She falls down, almost knocked out.
Auron: Quick Yuna! Heal Lulu!
Yuna: (Heals Lulu) Of course! I do anything you tell me because you protected my father ... even if he died but what the hell does that matter?
Lulu: (Stands up and turns to Auron who doesn't notice her as he is talking to Yuna) Thank you Sir Auron ... You're always so kind ...
Auron: (Dreamish) Your father ... Oh, Braska ... I loved your father, Lady Yuna.
Lulu is looks as she's out of this world, stroaking her moogle doll and looking at the sky. The monster is snoring.
Yuna: (Furious) You ... LOVED ... my father? YOU FREAK! YOU FUCKING FAGGOT!
Auron: Yuna ... Don't say that ...
Yuna: I don't wanna talk to you you fucking faggot!
Auron limps down and cries. Wakka comes in instead of Yuna.
Wakka: Yuna! I'll show you I can be a good guardian!
Wakka throws the blitzball. It goes about half meter, then falls down. Wakka picks up a handfill of small rocks. He starts hitting the blitzball - lying on the ground - with the rocks, so it rolls slowly to the monster. After a while, it hits the monster and does 1 in damage. The monster wakes up and attacks Wakka who knocks out.
Auron: How brave of you Wakka ...
Auron attacks the monster who disappeares.
SCENE TWO: CALM LANDS
The party is resting on the grass, eating. Auron is standing, Yuna is sitting.
Auron: (Looks sad at Yuna) I hope you didn't mean what you said before Yuna.
Yuna: (Offensed) It's LADY YUNA to you you damn faggot.
Auron: You got something against gays?
Yuna: (Stands up) Yep. Hate 'em.
Auron: Why? What's your problem?
Yuna: You disgust me. You killed my father!
Auron: No I didn't!
Yuna: I'm sure your resposible for his death. You were too busy having some freaking sexual fantasies about him that you forgot to guard him you sick fuck!
Auron: What? You say I ... didn't do my duty as a guardian? You ... you ... (voice breaks, starts crying loudly)
Auron sits down and cries. Lulu comes over to him.
Lulu: (Pets Auron on the back) There there. It's gonna be fine. Don't listen to her.
Auron: ... but ...
Lulu: You weren't responible. You were a fine guardian Sir Auron ...
Auron: ... why ...Lulu: It's all right to have fantasies ... Everyone does!
Auron clears his throat, stands up and dries his eyes.
Yuna: Oh, what a crybaby!
Auron: I hate you! I won't guard you any longer! You are nothing like your father! Racist!
Auron runs off. Lulu goes after him but he pushes her off. Rikku (who had been sitting with her walkman throughout the scene) takes the headphones off her eares.
Rikku: (Tired) What happened?
Yuna: (Mad) Shut up you bloody Al Bhed!
Rikku: (Stands up, angry) What? You got something against the Al Bheds?
Yuna: Yep. Hate 'em.
Rikku: Why?
Yuna: You violated the teachings of Yevon.
Rikku: So did his priests in Bevelle. Didn't you see? Everything was machina!
Yuna: Okay, not that then. I hate you because you are different. Wear different clothes. Look different.
Rikku: You disgusting creep!
Yuna: No, you are!
Rikku and Yuna break into a catfigth. Wakka tries to brake them up, but Yuna prevents him to do that by throwing him to the ground.
Yuna: Piss off Wakka! I hate your hair!
... to be continued ...