Oi, this is Neko-kun! This is my first story, so review, review, and tell me a pairing! Khavefun:3

Disclaimer: No characters in this story are copyrighted, published, and/or belong to me. All characters are from the anime and manga series, Naruto and Naruto Shippuden.

Pairings: I don't know what pairings this will be. Someone tell me! Anything but NaruSaku, and I would prefer a yaoi pairing but whatever you want!

Rating: M for later chapters and foul language. AU. Oh and yaoi, most likely.

Ring. Ring. Ring. This dream is annoying me. Ring. Ring. Ring. What's with this ringing? Naruto. Wake up. Wake up. Wait what?

As Naruto realized the ringing was his infernal alarm clock, he said, "What …? Iruka?"

"Ahh Naruto. The great princess has finally awoken."

"EHHHHHHHH? I'm a guy!" It was obvious that Naruto would do that. The one thing he hated the most was an insult to his masculinity. Iruka knew exactly what he was doing, provocation, that is.

"Sure."

"You little –"

"It's 4:50 a.m."

"Huh? What are you talking about? EHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH? I'm going to be late for my flight," ranted the now-extremely-very-pissed-off-at-Iruka Naruto, "because of you Iruka!"

"…"

"GET OUT!"

o.o.o

Naruto hummed as he listened to his phone, whilst walking onto the airplane. Yep, his life was good. Naruto didn't care about anything right now, not even the fact that he was hated by most of his town or by the fact that he didn't have a memory or picture of any of his parents. Nope, his life was going perfectly. So what was the 17 year old blonde so happy about?

It wasn't much. He just got accepted to one of the best schools in Japan where the most prodigal students went. I mean, nothing much right? To be specific, he got into the Tokyo Institute of the Arts. It was incredible that Naruto, the one who was looked down upon and had no parents as guidance, managed to be accepted by this school. This college accepted almost no one, and Naruto was part of the "almost no one".

'I can imagine myself in twenty years from now. I'll be in the town and those towns' people won't be able to look at me straight in the eye, the man who's getting rich while doing a job he loves. I won't have to work two different jobs just to pay my rent every month,' thought Naruto.

It's not like he had anything to lose at all, except for Iruka. Iruka was like an uncle to him. Iruka was also the irritating prank player that nearly got Naruto late for the plane. Talking about the plane, it was time that Naruto has found his seat.

"Ehh? Where's 6A?" Naruto quietly said to himself.

He found it. 6A, there was already a man there, and the man was sitting in his seat. 'What does he think he's doing?' All the man did was give Naruto a deadly 'GTFO' glare. Naruto sat down, after returning a 'Nah I'm good' glare. Naruto wasn't about to start an argument on his good day, especially since this was first class.

Naruto peeked at the man sitting next to him. He couldn't help but notice the asshole's features. He had deep, dark eyes, ebony hair, and contrasting skin that was pale and light. Naruto giggled when he notice that his hair looked like a duck's ass. Damn duck ass hair thought he was so cool. 'Oh shit, I just giggled.' Manly men do not giggle.

Naruto continued to study the duck head, until he looked at Naruto. 'Shit, he noticed giggling. I need to stop that.'

"Hi, I'm Uchiha, Sasuke."

"Eh? Oh sorry, hi, I'm Uzumaki, Naruto."

'Well damn, this dude his hot … and cute, too,' thought Sasukeas he studied Naruto, not much unlike Naruto had done a few minutes was so gorgeous and cute, if he could say so himself. The blonde had innocent, cobalt eyes with nice tan, but not too much, skin. Of course, Sasuke couldn't say so himself because Naruto hated being called cute, though Sasuke didn't exactly know that. So Naruto didn't notice, but he noticed Sasuke frowning at his clothing.

"What?"

"You kind of … orange is hideous."

"I'm not a rich little prick like you." The conversation ended there. Naruto got bored and restarted a conversation though, later.

An hour had passed. Naruto was an extremely innocent person. Being bored, he started to poke the obviously irritated-by-Naruto-even-though-he-was-so-cute Sasuke.

"What. Do. You. Want?" he said with a murderous tone.

"Entertainment!" said Naruto, in the completely opposite tone. Sasuke started thinking this blonde was really annoying, no matter how sexy the bitch was. His mind changed as they talked through the rest of the flight. The flight ended and they both exchanged goodbyes as Naruto left to go to the Tokyo Institute.

o.o.o

Naruto finally managed to get to his dorm after getting his schedule and getting lost in the college. Fail. Whatever, his day had gone well, but Naruto was in for a surprise … I think :D.

This section of the story is actually copied (not copy and paste, I mean that I took the general first chapter idea and made it my own), but I promise the plot will change. I just needed an idea to throw me onto a path. I also needed some help in some stuff … but okay. REVIEW REVIEW REVIEW. Flame, criticisms, whatever. Remember, I have school. Updating won't exactly be very frequent.