OMG first attempt at writing a fanfic 8D;; Any constructive critism is welcome…not flames though cause those are bad. 8D;;

Disclaimer: I don't own EEnE ;o;

Warnings: slash :D

Parings: Kevin/Edd

It was a normal day at Peach Creek JHS...

... or was it?

On a 'normal' day, Kevin would've strode into the cafeteria proudly, money and student ID safley in his pocket. He would've got in line, ordered his lunch, then happily bounce back to his spot by Nazz.

Well, not today.

His precious student ID was at home, on his mahogany desk. He scanned it for his Myspace picture... and convinently left it in his scanner, where it was useless.

So, he doesn't have is student Id, he can't buy lunch. He's dehydrated and famished until 2:30 pm today.

He entered the bright cafeteria while sulking and clutching his stomach.

'so... hungry...' he thought. 'I'll just have to find someone to buy me lunch. And who wouldn't buy it for me? I'm Kevin!'. He casually walked up to that certain blonde cheerlader he had his eye on for quite sometime now.

"Hey, sup Nazz?" He asked nonchalantly as he watched her paint her nails a bright shade of salmon. He sat in the chair right beside her and winked.

"Oh hey Kev! Whats up, dude?" She smiled, looking up at him.

"Hey, uh... I was wondering if you could... d-do me a favor... and buy me lunch? See, I left my student ID at home..." Kevin blushed.

"Oh, I'm sorry Kevin... I would, but... I'm wearing my new cheer uniform, can't you see? There's a cheer practice competition right after school, and I can't risk it getting dirty, which means I can't eat today. Sorry dude!" Nazz said, looking sympethetic.

"but.. you're painting your- er... nevermind. Thanks anyway, Nazz." Kevin replied.

"Thanks for understanding dude!" Nazz called as Kevin walked away.

'Yeah, yeah... some friend you are...' Kevin thought. He looked around the cafeteria to see who else he could ask. Sarah? No, her and Jimmy had their uniforms on too, they'd probably be doing the same thing. The Kanker sisters? No chance in hell. His eyes finally rested on someone's big head.

'Of course! Johnny 2X4! That idiot'll do anything!'. Kevin thought happily. He walked confidently to where Johnny was sitting.

"Hey, friend! What's shakin'?" Johnny said happily.

"Hey Johnny... do you have any extra money on ya?" Kevin asked

"Why sure! What do you need it for?" johnny replied

"Awesome! Can you buy me lunch, man?" Kevin exclaimed. "I'm so hungry, dude."

"Alrighty! Just as soon as Plank's done eating! Hopefully it'll be before the bell rings, eh buddy?" Johnny said as he nudged Plank. Kevin rolled his eyes. "Ugh... never mind." he said as he walked away. He was casually walking around the cafeteria, looking for someone to ask for a coupla' bucks... aha! There, he spotted a foreign boy who was happily snacking on a couple pounds of meat.

'duh! Rolf'll totally buy me lunch! He's so gullible!' Kevin thought as he trotted to over where Rolf was gourging on a hunk of earth meat.

"Yo Rolf!"

"Ah-ah-ah through-the-hoop-basketball Kevin! Today is the 432th anneversary of the Yak who Touched the Moon! If you wish to speak to Rolf, you will first touch the honerable toe fungus of the great Yak, yes?" Rolf said. He pulled out a huge yellow-greenish muntant-looking fungus that smelled of sweat and... tacos? A sweat and taco-smelling fungus? Kevin shook his head.

"Er... no thanks man..." Kevin winced.

"Ah, suit yourself, exceeding-at-the-education-of-physical-health Kevin!" Rolf called after him.

"Yeah, yeah... thanks for your help, jerk..." Kevin muttered. now he was stuck in a dilemmia. He asked everyone who was socially acceptable to buy him lunch... and they all couldn't help him. 'Huh, some friends they are...' He thought as his stomach growled. He clutched his stomach in extreme hunger. "Soooo... hungry..." he wailed. He looked at the front of the cafeteria lin to see who was there.

Oh no.

Not him.

There's no WAY he would ask him. But, there's really no other choice... un;ess he would want to risk getting beat up by the Kanker sisters. Kevin took a deep breath...

"Hey, DORK." he called out. All 3 Ed's looked at him from the lunch line. Kevin walked up to the short one named Eddy.

"Hey, dork...buy me lunch, will ya?" Kevin demanded. Eddy looked at him in shock.

"SURE, Kevin! If you can throw in... an extra TWENTY-FIVE CENTS! Cough it up, jock!" Eddy held out his hand, expecting his hand to be filled with quarters. "well? This hand ain't gonna fill itself, ya know."

Kevin scoffed."Forget it, loser. I'd rather lick Plank's face than pay YOU" Kevin retorted.

"Don't listen Plank! He doesn't mean it!" Johnny shouted from across the cafeteria.

"Oh, you'll be sorry, kevvie-boy! Let's see how long you'll last until you come crawling back to me saying 'Oh Eddy, I'll give you 25 cents! Better yet, i'll give you my whole allowance until I'm 15! You're sooo cool Eddy, I want to be just like-"

"Not on your life, DORK." Kevin interrupted. He walked back to his table sulkily, feeling more hungry than ever.

'10 minutes till class... and still no lunch..." Kevin thought gloomily.

"Ahem." said a small, timid voice. Kevin looked up.

"Yeah, Double Dweeb?" Kevin said

"I-I could not help but to overhear your c-conversation with Eddy... and I p-presume that I have a solution to this p-prediciment...!" Double D stuttered nervously, tugging at his necktie.

'What the heck is up with that dork?' Kevin thought. 'Is he... is he sweating?! I didn't know Doulbe Dweeb COULD sweat...heh...and... is he blushing? Tch...' Kevin looked around the cafeteria... all eyes were on him and Double D. Sarah, Nazz, Jimmy, Rolf, the Eds... everyone was looking at them.

"Alright, dork. Spit it out, man. There's only 10 minutes left of lunch."

"Y-yes! Um... well, it seems that since I devoured an unusually extravagant meal this morning... I can't seem to ingest any more of my delicious lunch! And since you are brooding without a suitable meal... I was pondering if you would take the rest of my lunch...? It would be doing both you and I a tremendous favor..."

Kevin looked up at Double D. After all the exclusion, name-calling, and bullying... he would still give up his own lunch for him? Could this be a deeper gesture that just casual friendship?

Kevin started to slightly blush. "T-thanks man... I...I owe ya one"

"N-no problem, Kevin... I was delighted to do it..."

"AWWW! Gee, Plank! Ain't that sweet!" Johnny cooed. Kevin turned around and gave Johnny a death glare, while Double D just paled.

"O-oh my word..." stuttered Double D "Johnny... this isn't what it appears to be...eh ha ha..."

"C'MERE, you werido!"

"Head for the hills, plank!"

"HEY, EVERYONE! See Johnny run from a ticked-off Kevin! Only Twenty-Five cents! I'm gonna be RICH!"

"The gravy says moo, Eddy!"

"...oh dear..."

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End of chapter 1! O: