A/N: Hi, this is Zoey and Hayden and we put together a little humorous story based on a fight we once had. I "Anakin Solo" am in plain text and Hayden "Anakin Skywalker" is in bold—just like on our profile, please check that out if you haven't!
xx,
Zoey… AND HAYDEN! … Sorry, she's a bit of a nut. HEY! I heard that! The walls have eyes—whoops, sorry, EARS! –backs away slowly and then after she reaches the door runs off maniacally- BYE.
Young Anakin is practicing his Jedi moves in the garage. Anakin Skywalker comes in and giggles like Miss Piggy on "The Muppets".
"Wow. I haven't seen moves that bad since Padme tried to work with a lightsaber."
Anakin drops his lightsaber on the ground, but misses and the heavy metal object lands on his toes. Wincing in immense toe pain Anakin grinds his teeth and spits out imaginary tobacco on the ground.
"I'm thinking I don't know what you're talking about Gramps."
"Well, I'm thinking you do."
"Well, I'm thinking I know what I'm thinking better than you do, cause I'm thinking it."
"Fine, well I'm thinking you fight like a girl."
By now Anakin and his grandfather Anakin are talking in the fake Western accents and striking complicated kung fu poses that don't exist… and making freaky sounds to go along.
"I'm thinking for a grandpa your butt's pretty big."
"I'm thinking you don't what your saying, Buster."
"I'm thinking I do. In fact I'm thinking I'm more mature than you are."
"I'm thinking you have a fat head to match your fat behind."
"Yo' mamma' fat behind."
"DON'T YOU BRING MY MOMMY INTO THIS YOU NASTY PIECE OF FERTILIZER."
"That's it! We're getting dirty now!"
Anakin grabs his lightsaber and Anakin gets a lightsaber apparition and the two start dueling… sort of. All of a sudden Leia walks into the room, talking to herself and holding two sausages on prongs. (A/N: Leia is underlined).
"Your kung fu power is no match for my sausages!"
Leia shoves both sausages in her mouth, takes a big gulp and swallows them whole.
"Boys dinner's ready… wait, hehe nevermind."
Leia walks out humming "Elmo's World".