The Doctor's Pockets
Guess what I've got, Donna? Pockets!
They're bigger on the inside.
The Doctor and Martha had been forced to stop at a security check point on a planet where security seemed to be the primary concern of most of the natives. A guard commanded that the Doctor should empty out his pockets. The Doctor sighed, "Alright…but this might take awhile."
The Doctor proceeded to empty out the contents of his trench coat pockets. Martha's eyes went wide as she saw the Doctor empty out his pockets. A couple of bags of jelly babies, a yo-yo, an old copy of Hitch Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, and of The Time Machine. A half eaten ham sandwich, a ticket to a football match from the year 1970, a mirror, and a pocket watch were a few of the random items that the Doctor sorted out of his pockets.
"Doctor, what exactly do you have in there?" Martha said, with a slight laugh.
"All sorts of things, Martha Jones; see I sort of learned a few lifetimes ago that it's important to carry things in your pockets. You never know when it might come in handy."
The guard coughed a bit and tapped his foot impatiently as the Doctor still was digging through his pockets.
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A/N: Okay this is really, really random. I am not even really too sure where I am headed with this. But if there is nothing more fun to make fun of it's the Doctor and the crazy things he pulls out of his pockets. But I am open to suggestions as to what might come out of the Doctor's pockets. Anything is fair game, even to the most blatantly absurd. Please R/R