I was walking through the cafeteria when I saw him for the first time. The perfect man. He was covered in tattoos and was big and muscular. But a guy like me could never get anyone like him. Anyway, as I grabbed my tray the lunch guy told me "I saw you checking out Tough Guy, back off, he's mine" he said while ploping the mashed potatoes on my tray. I started squeling. I do that when I get nervous. I peed a little. Dammit, third time in the last hour. Oh well. I skipped of and sat right on Tough Guy's lap. "Why do you smell like piss?" He asked. I pointed to the mean lunch guy. Tough guy was so dreamy. His beard had bits of food in it, "so sexy" I thought to myself.
"You gonna eat that?" Tough asked about my bread.
"Um, yes, you want to come to my place, I mean, um, I'll buy you a drink, um, you're hot, um, I love you, uh,you're the man of my dream, balls, um. No. You can have it." I smoothly replied.
He looked straight into my eyes and licked his lips. I started getting hot. I took my socks off and threw them at an innocent bistander. He called me rude names. I cried and Tough Guy bit him. It was time to go back to our cells. "When will I see you again?" I asked
"What shower time do you have?" He asked
"12:30."
"Excellent." He said while he strutted away. I stared at his bum the wHOLE time.