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(gone wrong)
Scene 1: Rydell Alma Mater and Parody
Students: (sing gay song about their school)
Eugene: (gives gay speech about his school)
Students: (sing punked out song their school)
Scene 2: Summer Nights
Jan: Marty, give me some food!
Marty: My coleslaw
Rizzo: Yo, yo, hobo Joe! (enters)
Marty: Rizzo shouldn't you have said your line AFTER you entered
Rizzo: Shut up!
Doody: I hate food. Want a sardine?
All: Ponies no!
Kenickie: Hey, guys! Guess what? I'm gonna get a car named "Greased Lightning!"
Roger: And we care why…?
Kenickie: Cause I said so!
Sonny: Pony Mrs. Lynch!
Mrs. Lynch: What does pony mean?
Sonny: Never mind.
Doody: Don't you hate it when people say never mind?
Frenchy: I brought Miss Junkie-I mean, Goody-Goody!
Sandy: (has a joint in her mouth) Yo, Sandy's in da house!
Jan: Marty, I want rice pudding down my bra!
Marty: My rice pudding
Patty: Hi! Like, OMG! I'm here! To invade! Your personal! Life!
Frenchy: Oh god…
Patty: Guys! I'm like! The Student Council! President!
Rizzo: Get a life.
Sandy: Dude, it's like, Vice-President.
Patty: Same! Dif! Try out! For! Cheerleading! Or! Else!
Sandy: Should I be scared?
Marty: OMG I broke a nail
Doody: (nerdily says hi to Danny)
Kenickie: Nerdily isn't a word, moron!
Sonny: See any hotties over there?
Doody: I hate hotties.
Danny: No way in ponies! ExceptSandybutshedoesntcountbecausetechniquallyIhaventseenheryet.
Rizzo: Okay the pools full of Clorox whos the guy?
Roger: Hey Danny, did you fuck anyone this summer?
Sonny: Don't you mean pony?
Danny: Well, there's techniqually a song here but I'll just sum it up in one line. It's easy.
Danny and Sandy: (sing a song that could have easily been summed up in one line)
Jan: So what's his name and what school does he go to?
Sandy: His name's Danny, and he goes to Rydell, but I'm not supposed to know that yet, so pretend I never said anything.
Jan: O
Marty: M
Frenchy: F
Rizzo: G
Kenickie: So, what's her name and what school does she go to?
Danny: see above