High School DxD Shorts
Short 1: Xenovia's Homework Problems
Inside Kuoh Academy, Xenovia Quarta was sitting in her chair at math class. She looked bored and tired as her teacher was explaining their new homework rule.
"Okay class, the new rule about homework is to make sure you turn it in on time! If you don't, you will have lunch detention," the teacher explained.
Lunch detention? Xenovia thought. I can't afford that.
"So, any questions?" the teacher asked.
Iseei Hyoudou raised his hand, and the teacher turned and pointed at Issei. "Yes, Issei?" she asked.
"Ma'am, why do we have to go to lunch detention if we don't have our work?!" Issei protested. "It's not fair!"
"The principal came up with this, not me," the teacher replied. "Anyway-"
The bell rang. Everyone got up and started packing their stuff. Xenovia looked worried.
"Class dismissed," the teacher responded.
Everyone exited the classroom. While walking to the next class, Issei caught something in Xenovia's eyes.
"Hey, Xenovia?" he asked.
"Huh? What is it Issei?" Xenovia asked.
"You look worried...anything wrong?" Issei asked.
"Huh? Me? No...I'm fine..." Xenovia responded.
"Are you sure?" Issei pressed. "You still look off..."
"I'm fine," Xenovia responded. "Anyway, after school..." She walked closer to Issei as they were walking and showed Issei condoms. "Can we...make intercourse?"
"AHH!" Issei screamed, snatching the condoms. "Xenovia! NO!"
"But I need strong children..." Xenovia responded bluntly.
"THERE ARE PLENTY OF OTHER GUYS OUT THERE, XENOVIA!" Issei screamed.
He took off running to the next class which was civics, the same as Xenovia's. Xenovia sighed.
"Issei..." Xenovia muttered sadly as she walked into civics.
Inside the civics class, Rosswiesse, the civics teacher and a member of the Occult Research Club, was waiting for everyone to sit down.
"Okay class, listen," Rosswiesse started. "We have a test coming up, so I need everyone to be on top of their homework!"
"A test?!" Issei asked. "Darn..."
"A test?" Xenovia asked. "I usually do good on tests but civics...not so much..."
"So, make sure you guys study hard," Rosswiesse responded.
"Okay," Issei responded.
"Now, here is your next homework assignment!" Rosswiesse explained.
"Homework?!" Xenovia asked.
"Your assignment is to answer these questions, which help you prepare for the test," Rosswiesse explained.
"That shouldn't be too hard," Issei said.
"Alright, onto today's lesson!" Rosswiesse shouted.
After school, everyone was going home. Xenovia was walking back to Issei's house with her best friend and partner, Irina Shidou.
"So Irina," Xenovia started.
"Yeah?! What's up Xenovia?" Irina asked.
"So...how good are you in civics?"
"Civics?" Irina asked. "I get A's and B's in that class!"
"Hmm..." Xenovia nodded. "I see..."
"Anything wrong?" Irina asked.
"Wrong? Nothing!" Xenovia lied, smiling.
"Oh...okay..." Irina responded. "Anyway, let's go..."
"Right," Xenovia responded, and the two went to the Hyoudou Residence.
The next morning, Issei woke up in his bed seeing no one in the bed with him. He was most surprised.
"Huh?" Issei asked. "Where is everyone?"
Issei then checked his alarm clock and saw he was late for school. "AHH! I'm late!" he screamed. "Rias is going to kill me!"
Issei trampled out of the bed and hurried to grab his school uniform.
At civics class, Rosswiesse was walking around the desks and collecting homework.
"Where's Issei?" she asked.
"I dunno," Asia Argento responded. "He's late again..."
"Ugh," Rosswiesse groaned. "Issei needs to sleep earlier!"
Just then, Issei ran into the class and quickly pulled out his homework and handed it Rosswiesse.
"Here you go, Ma'am. Sorry I'm late!" he replied.
"Issei, where's your tardy note?" Rosswiesse asked.
"It's right here..." Issei groaned and handed it over, looking upset.
Rosswiesse picked up the tardy note and saw it was unexcused. She frowned at Issei.
"Issei, another unexcused tardy?!" Rosswiesse asked. "How many of these do you have?"
"A bunch," Issei whined, and the class laughed at this. "Now stop embarrassing me in front the class!"
"Okay," Rosswiesse responded.
She then walked over to Asia's table and collected it.
"Good job, Asia!" Rosswiesse smiled.
"Thank you, Ma'am," Asia responded.
While Rosswiesse was collecting homework, Issei's friends Matsuda and Motohama, part of "The Perverted Trio", looked at Issei.
"Yo, Issei, where were ya, man?!" Matsuda asked.
"Yeah! Were you out there doing you know what with girls just now?!" Motohama asked.
"No..." Issei responded. "I slept late!"
"Again?" Matsuda asked. "Brother, listen, if you wanna tell us, then tell us the truth..."
"Yeah! I know you must've slept with Asia last night right?!" Motohama asked.
"WHAT?! Shut up! I didn't do anything last night!" Issei shouted.
Rosswiesse walked over to Irina's desk next. "Irina, do you have your homework?" she asked.
"Of course!" Irina happily said.
She looked into her bag and pulled out her homework...but it was completely blank!
"What?" Irina asked. "I-I don't understand...I did it yesterday!"
"Irina Shidou!" Rosswiesse shouted. "How could you not do your homework?!"
"I did! I always do my civics work!" Irina shouted back. "Please! I don't know what happened!"
"Well, I'm sorry to say this, but you have to do it over," Rosswiesse explained.
"Oh thank you, ma'am!" Irina replied, clapping her hands together in relief.
"In lunch detention!" Rosswiesse finished.
"LUNCH DETENTION?!" Irina asked. "B-but...I never get lunch detention!"
"Well, too bad," Rosswiesse responded. "Hmph!"
Irina looked sad. Rosswiesse walked over to Xenovia's table.
"Xenovia, do you have your homework?" Rosswiesse asked.
"Yes, Ma'am," Xenovia responded. She pulled out Irina's homework with her name on it and handed it in. "Here you go."
"Good job, Xenovia," Rosswiesse replied. "I'm very proud of you!"
Irina saw her homework with Xenovia's name on it and gasped.
"HEY! THAT'S MINE!" she shouted.
"Yours? What are you talking about?" Xenovia asked, twirling her hair. "It's mine. I did it!"
"No it's not!" Irina screamed.
"IRINA SHIDOU!" Rosswiesse shouted. "Stop trying to claim another student's work!"
"But-" Irina started.
"No buts in here!" Rosswiesse explained. "You have lunch detention. That's final!"
"Yes, ma'am..." Irina growled. She glared Xenovia who was giggling a bit.
"Hmm..." Issei thought aloud. "Irina never gets in trouble..."
"I know!" Matsuda explained. "This is bad, brother!"
"Yeah! I mean, Irina's good-looking, but failing her homework is something else!" Motohama explained.
"Hmm..." Issei thought aloud.
After class was over, Xenovia walked next to Irin,a who was heading to lunch detention.
"Hey Irina," Xenovia said.
Irina turned around and slapped Xenovia in the face, hard. Xenovia gasped and rubbed the red mark on her right cheek.
"Oww...IRINA!" she screamed.
"You know what that was for! You stole my homework!" Irina explained. "How could you?!"
"As I said in class, I didn't even steal it..." Xenovia lied.
Irina growled and raised her hand in the air to slap Xenovia again. "XENOVIA!"
"Irina! Don't slap me again!" Xenovia ordered.
"I will if you don't stop lying!" Irina shouted. "You made me go to lunch detention! How rude!"
"Irina...I didn't even steal the homework..." Xenovia lied again.
"Don't talk to me!" Irina shouted, walking off to the lunch detention room.
Xenovia sat there and felt a bit bad for what she had done. Oh Irina...if you only understood why...
At the Hyoudou Residence, King Rias Gremory was talking to Issei.
"So Issei, what's wrong?" Rias asked.
"It's about Xenovia and Irina..." Issei explained.
"Huh? What about them?" Rias asked.
"I-I don't know-" Issei started.
"ISSEI!" Rias shouted.
"Y-yes Rias?" Issei asked, nervous.
"Don't tell me you like those girls?!" Rias growled.
"Huh?! ME?! Nope! Never! I would never have crushes on them!" Issei quickly said. Even though Xenovia's got huge jugs!
"Okay..." Rias responded, calming down. "Anyway, what about them?"
"Listen, Xenovia's been acting weird lately and Irina...she didn't do her homework and tried to claim that Xenovia stole it," Issei explained.
"I've heard of that," Rias explained, rubbing her chin. "Rosswiesse told me..."
"She did?" Issei asked. "Rosswiesse thought it was weird, right?"
"No..." Rias replied. "She punished Irina for not doing her work..."
"S,o what about Xenovia?" Issei asked.
"I believe that Xenovia's doing her work, even though she hates it. But if I find out Xenovia's lying...she's in trouble!" Rias explained.
"I understand," Issei said.
"Anyway," Rias smiled, changing the topic. "Are you feeling sexy tonight?"
"SEXY?!" Issei jumped.
"Yup," Rias responded, walking over to Issei.
"Uh...well..." Issei responded. "Kinda..."
Rias than began to strip herself. Issei backed up into the wall.
"R-rias?!" Issei asked. "W-what are you doing?!"
"Issei...let's do 'it'," Rias explained.
She then was fully stripped except her underwear and bra. Issei gasped and didn't know what to say.
"R-Rias..." he gasped.
Rias jumped on top of Issei. Just as stuff was getting ready to happen, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Issei screamed happily.
Akeno Himejima and Asia walked in and gasped.
"Ara, ara, what are you doing, Rias?" Akeno said, smiling.
"ISSEI!" Asia growled.
"Heh-heh..." Issei responded. "Hi...Asia...what's up?"
Rias got up and looked at Akeno and Asia. "What is it, you two?" she angrily asked.
"We just came to check on you~" Akeno responded.
Issei looked at Asia and walked over to him and slapped his face hard. Issei gasped, looked at the red mark on his face and then faced Asia with rage.
"Oww! Asia?!" he shouted angrily.
"No 'Asia' me!" Asia growled. "You were doing stuff that I could've done!"
"Sorry, Asia," Issei responded.
"Much better," Asia responded happily.
"Ugh," Issei responded. "Anyway, what is it?"
"Like I said, just checking on you," Akeno responded. "Anyway, why the sexy night?"
"I was just messing with him, Akeno that's all!" Rias growled.
"Ara, ara! You seem jealous~" Akeno explained.
"Akeno, be quiet!" Rias shouted.
"Okay," Akeno replied.
Issei sighed. He liked having many girls after him but at the same time, it was stressful.
The next day at civics class, Xenovia looked at Irina, who was still upset. Rosswiesse was walking around and collecting the homework again.
"Irina, did you do your homework?" Rosswiesse asked, sternly.
Irina gulped as she saw Rosswiesse's stern face. "Y-yes..."
Irina pulled out her homework and it was blank again! "W-what?! I DID IT!" she screamed.
"Lunch detention again, Irina," Rosswiesse responded, walking over to Xenovia's desk next.
"UGH!" Irina screamed. "XENOVIA!"
"What?" Xenovia asked calmly. "I didn't do anything..."
Rosswiesse collected 'Xenovia's work' and smiled. "Good job, Xenovia. You're getting A's!"
"Thank you," Xenovia replied.
"You're welcome," Rosswiesse replied, walking over to the next student.
Irina growled at Xenovia. "Xenovia..."
After all of the homework was collected, Rosswiesse walked up to the front of the class.
"Okay guys, tomorrow is your test," she explained.
"OUR TEST?!" Xenovia jumped.
"Yup, so you must study hard..." Rosswiesse explained.
"Okay..." Xenovia replied.
"Alright, on to today's lesson," Rosswiesse said.
Issei looked at Xenovia and then looked at Irina. This is the second day in a row Irina has shown up without her homework. What's wrong with her? I'll ask her after school.
After civics, Xenovia walked next to Irina, who was heading to lunch detention again.
"Irina, I'm not stealing your homework!" Xenovia explained.
"Yeah, yeah," Irina growled. "Whatever!"
"Irina..." Xenovia said.
Irina turned around to face Xenovia. "Xenovia, you're the worst best friend I ever had!" she yelled with tears in her eyes.
"Worst friend?!" Xenovia shouted, aghast. "Irina..."
"Yeah!" Irina shouted. "You hurt my feelings by stealing my homework! You need to do it yourself!'
"But...I...would never steal it," Xenovia said. "It must be Aika or something..."
Irina rolled her eyes. "Aika?! She's a pervert! She wouldn't steal it! And anyway, stay away from me!"
"What? I didn't do anything!" Xenovia lied.
"Shut up, Xenovia!" Irina shouted. She turned away from the blue-haired girl. "Hmph!"
Irina walked off to lunch detention. Xenovia sat there. Ugh. I need to stop lying to her, but I don't want to get punished by Rias! I've heard stories from Issei and Sagi that the Kings spank their servants! In other words, I'd better not tell Irina the truth.
After school, Issei walked up to Irina.
"Hey Irina!" he shouted.
Irina turned around and faced Issei.
"Oh, hey Issei," she said.
"What's up?" Issei asked.
"I'm not in a good mood..." Irina explained.
"Why's that?" Issei asked.
"It's Xenovia..." Irina explained.
Issei gasped. So that's what this all about! Xenovia!
"What about, Xenovia?" Issei asked.
"She keeps stealing my homework!" Irina explained.
"So that's why you're missing work!" Issei exclaimed.
"Yeah. I really wanna hit her or something, but I can't..." Irina explained. "I called her my worst best friend."
"You did?" Issei asked. "Wow...that's not cool."
"It isn't..." Irina sadly responded. "I wanna punish her!"
"Hmm..." Issei thought aloud. "Maybe if we catch her stealing the homework with Rias there, then Xenovia can get her punishment!"
"A perfect idea!" Irina happily replied. "Let's go!"
Irina smiled and was getting ready to take off but she turned around and turned to face Issei again.
"Oh yeah, when does she steal my homework?" Irina asked.
"Umm..." Issei thought aloud. "Don't you know?"
"Well..." Irina thought aloud. "She usually steals it before we get to civics...soooo...that must mean that time!"
"Well then," Issei said. "I guess we have to find her before civics! I'll tell Rias the news!"
"Good job Issei," Irina happily said. "You're a great friend!" She walked up to Issei and kissed his cheek. "Thank you!"
Issei blushed. He was lost for words. "Y-you're welcome..."
Irina turned around and happily skipped home. Issei sighed. "At least Irina won't get in trouble tomorrow."
At Issei's house, Xenovia was studying for the upcoming test.
"Hmm..." Xenovia thought aloud. "I must pass this test. But maybe...I could get all of Irina's answers from her test and steal her test! I'm so smart!"
Just then, there was a knock on the door.
"Come in!" Xenovia replied.
Issei opened the door and walked in.
"Hey, Xenovia...we need to talk..." Issei explained.
Xenovia put her study guide away and faced Issei. "Is it about our intercourse?"
"WHAT?!" Issei shouted. "HELL NO!"
"But why not?" Xenovia asked. "We can do it..."
"Ugh! Listen! I need to know the truth..." Issei explained.
"The truth? Of what?" Xenovia asked.
"The truth about you and Irina's homework!" Issei explained.
"Irina's homework?!" Xenovia jumped. "M-me? What? Are you insane?! Issei, I would never steal her homework. Besides, we're best friends."
"Are you sure?" Issei asked.
"Yes," Xenovia replied.
"Okay..." Issei responded. "But Xenovia, if you're lying, you need to tell the truth now. You don't wanna keep on lying and then you get into more trouble!"
"I'm not lying..." Xenovia lied.
"Okay," Issei responded, still upset. "Alright, I'm leaving..."
"Issei!" Xenovia screamed.
"W-what is it?!" Issei asked, confused.
"About the..." Xenovia started as looked through her draw and pulled out some condoms. "Intercourse..."
"XENOVIA!" Issei screamed. "NONE OF THAT!"
Issei stormed out of the room. Xenovia sighed. "He never wants to do it with me...anyway, back to work."
Next morning at school, Xenovia was walking to Irina's locker.
Well, I didn't finish the study guide due to Issei... Xenovia thought. I have to steal Irina's.
Xenovia began to unlock Irina's locker. Issei, Irina, and Rias were hiding behind the wall seeing Xenovia trying to unlock the locker.
"And why did you bring me out of class to see this, Issei?" Rias grumbled.
"ook!" IsseLi pointed out.
"That's my locker!" Irina shouted.
"I know..." Issei said. "So Xenovia is doing this..."
"Let's see..." Rias replied.
Xenovia then opened the locker and then smirked evilly.
"I'm going to pass civics!" Xenovia smiled.
She then grabbed Irina's study guide and then pulled out hers. She then erased Irina's name and put her name on the line, then put Irina's name on her paper. Once done, she put "Irina's work" back into her locker and shut it. Rias gasped.
"I-I can't believe Xenovia's doing this!" Rias explained.
"She's so mean!" Irina explained.
"So? Now what?" Issei asked.
"Oh...she's getting it..." Rias growled.
Rias then stepped forward revealing herself as Xenovia was walking back to class.
"XENOVIA QUARTA!" Rias shouted.
Xenovia gulped when she heard that. "R-rias?"
"You...are...in...TROUBLE!" Rias shouted.
"Uh..." Xenovia started.
"And there's no point of lying!" Irina shouted. "I caught you red-handed!"
"Heehee!" Xenovia giggled. "Yeah...I'm in trouble..."
At the old schoolhouse, Rias sat her in chair angrily.
"Xenovia do you have ANY idea what you've just done?!" she asked.
"W-well..I was..." Xenovia started.
"You were nothing!" Rias shouted. "You lied to me, Issei, and Irina! How could you do this?!"
"I only did it because I...didn't want to fail civics..." Xenovia explained.
"I know you didn't..." Rias explained. "But still! Irina is failing because of you!"
"I know..." Xenovia responded. "I am deeply sorry for my actions Rias. I won't pull this again..."
Rias sighed. She then faced Xenovia. "Fine...I forgive you..."
"Thank you," Xenovia responded. "Now, I have a test, so I must leave..."
Xenovia started to turn around.
"Xenovia, come here!" Rias ordered.
"But ma'am, the test?" Xenovia explained.
"This will all be excused..." Rias explained. "Come here..."
"Yes, ma'am..." Xenovia gulped.
Xenovia slowly walked over to Rias. Rias looked at Xenovia. "Bend over."
"What?!" Xenovia asked. "B-bend over?! But..."
"NOW!" Rias ordered.
"Yes...ma'am..." Xenovia gulped.
Xenovia bent over Rias's lap. Rias looked at Xenovia.
"Now Xenovia, I'm giving you 20 spankings for what you done to Irina!" Rias explained, raising her hand into the air.
"Yes, ma'am..." Xenovia replied. "I-I'm deeply sorry about what I've done! Please! Forgive me!"
"I forgive you," Rias explained. "But you're getting punished regardless!"
Rias's hand then hit Xenovia's butt hard, causing Xenovia to scream in pain. Rias continued to spank Xenovia, and each hit made Xenovia squirm.
"Oww!" Xenovia screamed.
"Only 10 more," Rias explained.
"Okay..." Xenovia grumbled.
Rias continued to spank Xenovia. Once the last lash was it, Xenovia stood up rubbing her bottom.
"Oww..." Xenovia grumbled.
"Now, if you do that again or anything like that, it will be bare-bottom!" Rias threatened. "Understand?!"
"Y-yes..." Xenovia replied. "I'm sorry."
"Good. Now go pass that test! We'll fix Irina's grades sometime soon..." Rias ordered.
Xenovia turned around and walked out of the room. She grumbled. Stupid Rias! I didn't want to get spanked. But I can still pass this test if steal it! Heehee...
At civics class, everyone was already taking their tests. Xenovia walked in late as Rosswiesse looked at her.
"Where were you?!" Rosswiesse whispered.
"With Rias..." Xenovia whispered back.
"Oh. Okay..." Rosswiesse responded. She then handed Xenovia her test. "Here, go ahead and start."
"Yes, ma'am..." Xenovia replied.
She sat down and started on her test. She looked at Irina who was in front of her. Irina then raised her hand.
"Ma'am, I have to use the restroom!" Irina happily said.
"Are you done with your test?" Rosswiesse asked.
"Yup!" Irina happily explained. "Here you go!"
She then handed her test to Rosswiesse. Rosswiesse smiled. "Thank you, Irina! You can go now!"
"Okay!" Irina said.
She then walked off to use the restroom. Rosswiesse put Irina's test in the stack of papers. She then had to use the bathroom.
"I'll be back class," Rosswiesse explained. "I have to use the restroom."
Rosswiesse walked out of the classroom. Everyone started talking. Xenovia circled some random answers on the test, wrote Irina's name on it, and then walked up to the front to turn it in. Xenovia then looked at the stack and then put the test where Irina's was and erased Irina's name putting her name on it. Xenovia smiled and went back to her seat.
"Ahh~" Xenovia said.
Weeks later, Rosswiesse was handing back the tests.
"Okay, here are the tests!" Rosswiesse explained.
"Yay!" Xenovia cheered.
Rosswiesse walked neared Issei's desk. "Issei, you did okay..."
"Okay?" Issei asked, looking at his test. "A C? Eh...not too bad..."
Rosswiesse then walked over to Xenovia's desk. "Xenovia, good job!" she said while handing Xenovia "her" test.
She had got an A. "T-thank you...Ma'am..."
"You're welcome," Rosswiesse replied, walking over to Irina's desk. "Irina...you have to redo this!"
"R-redo?!" Irina asked, looking at her test. She had gotten an F! "W-what?! H-how did...I fail?"
"I dunno," Rosswiesse explained. "But don't do it again!"
Rosswiesse then moved onto the next person. Irina was sad and then glared angrily at Xenovia. Xenovia gulped. Oh shoot. I'm in trouble...
"AGAIN?!" Rias screamed.
Koneko Toujou and Yuuto Kiba were playing chess in the old schoolhouse as Rias was standing near Xenovia. Asia, Issei, Irina, Rosswiesse, and Akeno were sitting down and watching this unfold.
"Well..." Xenovia started.
"WELL NOTHING!" Rias shouted.
"Ara, ara. Looks like Rias is mad!" Akeno said.
"Who cares?" Koneko asked. "Xenovia deserves it..."
"I agree, Koneko," Kiba stated. "She does."
"No, I don't!" Xenovia screamed. "I...I don't need to be punished..."
"Xenovia! What did I tell you?!" Rias screamed.
"To not pull any of this again..." Xenovia grumbled.
"Don't talk to me with that attitude!" Rias shouted. "Everyone, leave!"
"Aww, but I wanted to see the spanking!" Issei whined.
"Issei!" Rias shouted. "Out or you will be spanked too!"
"Y-yes...Ma'am!" Issei responded quickly.
Everyone except Xenovia left the room. Xenovia gulped as Rias walked over to her.
"Show me your bottom, Xenovia!" Rias ordered.
"But I-"
"NOW!" Rias ordered.
Xenovia groaned and turned around, bending over on the floor facing her butt towards Rias.
"Take off your skirt and underwear!" Rias ordered.
"W-what?!" Xenovia asked, worried.
"You heard me!" Rias ordered.
"Y-yes..." Xenovia responded.
She then pulled of her skirt and then her underwear exposing her bare-bottom. Rias's hand turned into a magical circle. Xenovia gasped.
"N-no! Not that kind of punishment!" Xenovia screamed.
"You're getting 1000 spankings! Xenovia, this is going to hurt ME a lot more than it's going to hurt YOU!" Rias screamed.
Rias then used her magic and hit Xenovia's bare-bottom. Xenovia screamed in pain every time Rias hit her.
"Oww!" Xenovia screamed. "I'm sorry!"
"I know! But this will teach you to never do this again!" Rias screamed, hitting her butt again.
"OWWW!" Xenovia screamed.
Outside of the room, everyone listened to Rias' slaps and Xenovia's screams of pain.
"Wow, Xenovia is sure getting a whooping..." Asia stated.
"She deserved it," Koneko muttered
"Yeah," Issei said. "She did."
The End